HEFNER DIED.
IN HIS BED, OF COURSE  
      Hugh M.
        Hefner, 1926 - 2017 
        
      Hugh Hefner
        died on Wednesday, September 27. He was 91. Celebrated as the founder of Playboy magazine, which, with fold-out photos of barenekkidwimmin, revved a cultural
        revolution that freed the sex lives of Americans from their Puritan bondage,
        Hefner was a wannabe cartoonist whose magazine showcased and advanced the art
        of the single-panel magazine cartoon, publishing full-page cartoons in
        sumptuous color. His departure from this vale of tears was, gratifyingly,
        heralded by many cartoonists (albeit of the political ilk), once potential
        colleagues.  
      
                                                                    
                  Although
        Hef (as he was known since he adopted the nickname in high school in an effort
        to seem cooler than he was) appeared in a dapper suit when hosting his Playboy
        tv series, he was most often photographed in later years wearing a silk robe
        and pajamas, which everyone supposed meant that he was taking a brief respite
        from canoodling with one (or more) of the several voluptuous women he kept on
        hand at the ready in the Playboy Mansion. But the real reason he was in his
        pj’s was that he was so eager to get to work in the morning when he arose that
        he didn’t bother to get dressed. Hef was a workaholic, and he often didn’t go
        to bed at all. If he could stay awake for 24 hours to edit his magazine, he
        would. Sometimes, fueled by dexedrine and Pepsi Colas, he made it to 40 hours
        straight. 
                  In
        other words, the nation’s foremost exemplar of a life of “play” actually worked
        all the time and seldom “played.”  
                  Before
        he thought of publishing a magazine, Hef aimed to be a cartoonist. He drew
        cartoons in high school and in college at the University of Illinois, where he
        also edited an issue of the off-campus humor magazine, Shaft, espousing
        the liberating ideas about sex upon which Playboy was founded. All
        through his youth, he drew an autobiographical comic book, and after college,
        he published a book of his cartoons about life in Chicago, That Toddlin’
          Town.   
                  Hef
        wanted cartoons to be a major component in Playboy, saying: “I once
        commented that without the centerfold, Playboy would be just another
        literary magazine. The same can be said for the cartoons. Playboy’s visual humor has helped to define the magazine.” 
                  He
        was a keen student of the cartoon medium and therefore a superlative editor of
        them. Cartoonists published in Playboy all spoke of the excellence of
        his insightful editorial guidance.  
                  In
        2016, Hef, still active in editing the magazine he founded, and his editors,
        hoping to compete with a growing number of laddie magazines and realizing that
        the Web offered more pictures of naked ladies than Playboy could ever
        hope to cram into its pages, eliminated unabashed female nudity from the magazine.
        (See Opus 349 for details.) That didn’t last long: within a year, naked wimmin
        were back, sashaying through the magazine’s pages in unadorned splendor as of
        yore. 
                  The
        new regime that published pictures of artfully draped rather than naked ladies
        also decided Playboy no longer needed cartoons and stopped publishing
        them. Alas, cartoons did not return to Playboy with the nudes.  
                  With
        his magazine no longer publishing cartoons, we could say, with a vaguely poetic
        flourish, that Hefner’s life had lost its original meaning. And so he stopped
        living. 
                  At
        the notice of Hef’s death, the supermarket’s most energetic tabloid, the National
          Enquirer, leaped forward with a bushel of scandalous factoids about him and
        his supposed last days. “In life,” asserted the newspaper, “Hugh Hefner knew a
        million lovers and rarely—if ever—slept alone. In death, he was a bankrupt and
        wrinkled recluse, withered to a skeletal 90 pounds, and cut off from even those
        he most loved.”   
                  The Enquirer claimed inside knowledge about “the tortured final days of
        America’s most legendary Lothario.” The end, it was revealed, “was nothing like
        the life Hef lived” according to “a Hollywood insider.” 
                  At
        the end, “he lived in shocking, urine-soaked squalor. He had to be lifted into
        and out of a wheelchair. Hef was desperate to hide his true condition. He
        wanted so badly to have his memory preserved as the swashbuckling playboy he
        was in youth ... the virile stud with millions of hot girlfriends. 
                  “The
        truth is he became a modern-day Howard Hughes—alone, refusing to see guests,
        his fingernails overgrown, his breath a putrid stench, the air around him
        suffocating and musty.” 
                  The
        official cause of death was cardiac arrest. But the Enquirer reported
        that he was “cancer ravaged.” 
                  In
        short, the Enquirer was having the time of its life making up stuff
        about the man the tabloid doubtless secretly salivated over for his satyric
        lifestyle, details of which might’ve crammed the paper with juicy copy for
        years. But didn’t. 
                  Now,
        the Enquirer had the opportunity to make up about Hef’s last days
        whatever lurid poetic justice it thought appropriate. So it did.  
                  Reactions
        through the so-called news media were mixed. Others in the same vein of fiction
        as the Enquirer included Ross Douthat at the New York Times, who
        wrote: “Hef was the grinning pimp of the sexual revolution with quaaludes for
        the ladies and viagra for himself—a father of smut addictions and eating
        disorders, abortions and divorce and syphilis, a pretentious huckster who
        published Updike stories no one read while doing flesh procurement for
        celebrities, a revolutionary whose revolution chiefly benefitted men like
        himself. ... 
                  “Early
        Hef had a pipe and suit and a highbrow reference for every occasion; he even
        claimed to have a philosophy, that final refuge of the scoundrel. But late Hef
        was a lecherous, low-brow Peter Pan, playing at perpetual boyhood—ice cream for
        breakfast, pajamas all day—while bodyguards shooed male celebrities away from
        his paid harem and the skull grinned beneath his papery skin.” 
                  Not
        everyone was quite so vitriolic. But Katha Pollitt at The Nation comes
        close, calling Hefner “a creep” and a “toxic bachelor. ... You have to ignore a
        lot of human suffering to buy the notion that ‘Hef’ was a fun-guy genius who
        brought us sexual liberation.”  
                  Pollitt
        quotes Bette Midler: “Why lionize Hugh Hefner, a pig, a pornographer and a
        predator too? I once went to the ‘Mansion’ in ’68 and got the clap walking
        through the door.” 
                  “What
        brought us whatever sexual liberation we now possess,” says Pollitt, “was
        reliable contraception, legal abortion, and, yes, feminism. It was feminism
        that encouraged women to consider their own pleasure, cut through the Freudian
        nonsense about vaginal orgasms and ‘frigidity,’ mainstream female masturbation
        as a way to learn about one’s body, and pointed out, insistently, that women
        are not objects for male consumption ... 
                  “Why,”
        she continues, “is it so hard to ask what kind of world we make when we hail as
        heroic a man who saw women as a pair of implanted breasts with a sell-by date
        of their 25th birthday? It’s a conversation that Hugh Hefner did a
        great deal to suppress. It’s too late for Marilyn [Monroe], but not for us. Now
        that he’s dead, let’s talk.” 
                  Peggy
        Dexter at CNN leaves out most of the vitriol: “The terms of [Hefner’s]
        rebellion undeniably depended on putting women in a second-class role. It was
        the women, after all, whose sexuality was on display on the covers and in the
        centerfolds of his magazine, not to mention hanging on his shoulder,
        practically until the day he died.” 
                  But
        the president and CEO of GLAAD (a media-monitoring organization that has grown
        out of the Gay and Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation) put the vitriol back
        in, albeit using a vocabulary somewhat more sophisticated than Douthat’s. Sarah
        Kate Ellis criticized the news media’s coverage of Hefner’s passing: 
                  "It's
        alarming how media is attempting to paint Hugh Hefner as a pioneer or social
        justice activist because nothing could be further from reality," she said.
  "Hefner was a not a visionary. He was a misogynist who built an empire on
        sexualizing women and mainstreaming stereotypes that caused irreparable damage
        to women's rights and our entire culture." 
        
        
      OF THE POSTHUMOUS
        EVALUATIONS of Hefner, I prefer those of Camille Paglia, a pro-sex feminist and
        cultural critic, who defiantly rejects the notion that Hefner is a misogynist.  
                  “Absolutely
        not!” she said in an interview with Hollywood Reporter’s Jeanie Pyun.
  “The central theme of my wing of pro-sex feminism is that all celebrations of
        the sexual human body are positive. Second-wave feminism went off the rails
        when it was totally unable to deal with erotic imagery, which has been a
        central feature of the entire history of Western art ever since Greek nudes.” 
                  About Playboy’s cultural impact, Paglia said: “Hefner reimagined the American
        male as a connoisseur in the continental manner, a man who enjoyed all the fine
        pleasures of life, including sex. Hefner brilliantly put sex into a continuum
        of appreciative response to jazz, to art, to ideas, to fine food. This was
        something brand new.  
                  “I
        have always taken the position that the men's magazines — from the glossiest
        and most sophisticated to the rawest and raunchiest — represent the brute
        reality of sexuality. Pornography is not a distortion. It is not a sexist
        twisting of the facts of life but a kind of peephole into the roiling,
        primitive animal energies that are at the heart of sexual attraction and
        desire.” 
                  She
        adds: “It must be remembered that Hefner was a gifted editor who knew how to
        produce a magazine that had great visual style and that was a riveting
        combination of pictorial with print design. Everything about Playboy as
        a visual object, whether you liked the magazine or not, was lively and often
        ravishing. ... I would hope that people could see the positives in the Playboy sexual landscape — the foregrounding of pleasure and fun and humor. Sex is
        not a tragedy, it's a comedy! (Laughs.)” 
                  The
        rest of our celebration of Hef’s life is based upon Laura Mansnerus’ obit in
        the New York Times, augmented by Matt Schudel’s report in the Washington
          Post, plus a couple of Hefner biographies (Bunny by Russell Miller
        and Mr. Playboy by Steven Watts), various other cullings I’ve collected
        over the years, and other sources named as they crop up in the ensuing
        paragraphs. 
        
        
      PLAYBOY FOUNDER Hugh Hefner enjoyed the image
        of himself that he carefully crafted  as the pipe-smoking hedonist whose
        magazine stampeded the sexual revolution in the 1950s.  He also built a
        multimedia empire of clubs, mansions, movies and television, symbolized by
        bow-tied women in scanty costumes with cotton tails on their butts.  
                  Cooper
        Hefner, his son and Chief Creative Officer of Playboy Enterprises, was thinking
        less of the latter than of the empire when he summarized his father’s
        achievements just after he’d died: “My father lived an exceptional and
        impactful life as a media and cultural pioneer and a leading voice behind some
        of the most significant social and cultural movements of our time in advocating
        free speech, civil rights and sexual freedom. He defined a lifestyle and ethos
        that lie at the heart of the Playboy brand, one of the most recognizable and
        enduring in history. He will be greatly missed by many, including his wife
        Crystal, my sister Christie and my brothers David and Marston, and all of us at
        Playboy Enterprises.” 
                  As
        much as anyone, Hefner helped slip sex out of plain brown wrappers and into
        mainstream conversation, said Andrew Dalton at the Associated Press. In 1953, a
        time when states could legally ban contraceptives, when the word “pregnant” was
        not allowed on tv’s  “I Love Lucy,” Hefner published the first issue of Playboy, featuring the celebrated calendar photo of Marilyn Monroe (taken years
        earlier when she was an unknown aspiring starlet) sprawled naked on red satin
        and an editorial promise of “humor, sophistication and spice.” The Great
        Depression and World War II were over and America was ready to get undressed. 
                  Playboy soon became forbidden fruit for teenagers and a bible for men with time and
        money, primed for the magazine’s prescribed evenings of dimmed lights, hard
        drinks, soft jazz, deep thoughts and deeper desires. Within a year, circulation
        neared 200,000. Within five years, it had topped 1 million. 
                  By
        the 1970s, the magazine had more than 7 million readers and had inspired such
        raunchier imitations as Penthouse and Hustler. Competition and
        the internet reduced circulation to less than 3 million by the 21st Century,
        and the number of issues published annually was cut from 12 to 11. In March
        2016, Playboy ceased publishing images of naked women, citing the
        futility of competing with the proliferation of nudity on the Internet. 
                  But
        Hef and Playboy remained brand names worldwide. 
                  Asked
        by the New York Times in 1992 of what he was proudest, Hefner responded:
  “That I changed attitudes toward sex. That nice people can live together now.
        That I decontaminated the notion of premarital sex. That gives me great
        satisfaction.” 
                  For
        decades Hef cultivated the image and persona as the silk-pajama-wearing host of
        a constant party with celebrities and Playboy models. By his own account,
        Hefner had sex with more than a thousand women, including many pictured in his
        magazine.  
                  “I
        had probably made love to more beautiful women than any other man in history,”
        he once said, demurring immediately to add, “—now, I’m very sure this probably
        isn’t true.” 
                  He
        flew from place to place on a private DC-9 dubbed “The Big Bunny,” which
        boasted a giant Playboy bunny emblazoned on the tail. But he didn’t leave his
        mansion much: there, he had at least three (and sometime more) live-in
        girlfriends with whom he had sex regularly twice a week on rigidly designated
        nights.  
                  Censorship
        for his magazine was inevitable, starting in the 1950s, when Hefner
        successfully sued to prevent the U.S. Postal Service from denying him
        second-class mailing status. Playboy has been banned in China, India,
        Saudi Arabia and Ireland, and 7-Eleven stores for years did not sell the
        magazine.  
                  Women
        were warned from the first issue: “If you’re somebody’s sister, wife, or
        mother-in-law,” the magazine declared, “and picked us up by mistake, please
        pass us along to the man in your life and get back to Ladies Home
          Companion.” 
        
        
      HEFNER
        PURPORTED TO LIVE THE LIFESTYLE that his magazine promoted: “We enjoy mixing up
        cocktails and an hors d’oeuvre or two, putting a little mood music on the
        phonograph and inviting in a female acquaintance for a quiet discussion on
        Picasso, Nietzsche, jazz, sex.”  
                  “Hef
        excels at being his own best casting director,” wrote Bill Zehme in a Playboy article about Hef and his girlfriends, “—because he has long understood and
        perfected the epic protagonist character he alone was born to portray,” going
        on to quote the Man Himself: 
                  “It
        wasn’t difficult to figure out that the most successful sex object I’d created
        was me,” Hef once proclaimed. “It was a role I was very comfortable playing. I
        have built here [in the Mansion] what could be viewed as a perpetual women machine.” 
                  “By
        which,” Zehme explains, “he means—due to the nature of his work—there would be
        no paucity of incoming prospective co-stars to audition as meaningful love
        interests.”             
                  “I’m
        living a grown-up version of a boy’s dream, turning life into a celebration,”
        Hefner told Time magazine in 1967. “It’s all over too quickly. Life
        should be more than a vale of tears.” 
                  Hefner
        the man and Playboy the brand were inseparable. Both advertised themselves as
        emblems of the sexual revolution, an escape from American priggishness and
        wider social intolerance. Both were derided over the years — as vulgar, as
        adolescent, as exploitative, and finally as anachronistic. But Hef was a
        stunning success from his emergence in the early 1950s. His timing was perfect.  
                  “Hefner
        was, first and foremost, a brilliant businessman,” David Allyn, author of Make
          Love, Not War: The Sexual Revolution, an Unfettered History, told the Washington
            Post in an interview. “He created Playboy at a time when America was
        entering a period of profound economic and social optimism. His brand of sexual
        liberalism fit perfectly with postwar aspirations.” 
                  When
        the first issue of Playboy appeared in late 1953, Hefner was 27 years
        old, a new father married to, by his account, the first woman he had slept
        with. He and his wife had only recently moved out of his parents’ house, and he
        had left his job at Chicago-headquartered Children’s Activities magazine.  
                  Hefner
        was reviled, first by guardians of the 1950s social order — J. Edgar Hoover
        among them — and later by feminists. But Playboy’s success was
        irrefutable. Long after other publishers made the magazine’s nude Playmate
        centerfold look more sugary than daring, Playboy remained the most
        successful men’s magazine in the world. Hefner’s company branched into movie,
        cable and digital production, sold its own line of clothing and jewelry, and
        opened clubs, resorts and casinos.  
                  The
        brand faded over the years, and by 2015 the magazine’s circulation had dropped
        to about 800,000 — although among men’s magazines it was outsold by only one, Maxim, which was founded in 1995. Hefner remained editor in chief even after agreeing
        to the magazine’s startling decision in 2016 to stop publishing nude
        photographs. (Well, the models were nude, but they were profusely draped or
        turned coyly away from the camera so their nudity teased rather than
        tormented.) 
                  Playboy was born more in fun than in anger. Hef’s first publisher’s message, written at
        the kitchen table in his parents home in Chicago, announced, “We don’t expect to
        solve any world problems or prove any great moral truths.”  
                  The
        nude pictures grabbed public attention, but the substance and variety of the
        magazine’s other features — interviews, cartoons, serious journalism and
        fiction — set Playboy part from other skin magazines. Hefner rejected
        tawdry advertising to cultivate a more sophisticated, worldly image. 
                  He
        soon engaged a large staff of editors and artists who brought literary
        sophistication and visual dash to the pages of Playboy, but there was
        never any doubt that the guiding vision behind Playboy was Hef’s, and
        his alone.  
                  Hefner
        wielded fierce resentment against his era’s sexual strictures, which he said
        had choked off his own youth. The notorious 1948 Kinsey Report on Sexual
          Behavior in the Human Male opened his eyes, and he was determined to open
        everyone else’s eyes.  
                  A
        virgin until he was 22, he married his longtime highschool girlfriend, Millie
        Williams. Her confession before their marriage to an earlier affair, Hefner
        told an interviewer almost 50 years later, was “the single most devastating
        experience of my life.” He said that the revelation shattered any illusions he
        held about the virtue of women. “I’m sure that in some way, that experience set
        me up for the life that followed.” 
                  In
  “The Playboy Philosophy,” a mix of libertarian and libertine arguments that Hef
        wrote in 25 installments starting in 1962, his message was simple: society was
        to blame. His causes — abortion rights, decriminalization of marijuana and,
        most important, the repeal of 19th-century sex laws — were daring at the time.
        Ten years later, they would be unexceptional.  
                  “Hefner
        won,” Todd Gitlin a sociologist at Columbia University and the author of The
          Sixties, said in a 2015 interview. “The prevailing values in the country
        now, for all the conservative backlash, are essentially libertarian, and that
        basically was what the Playboy Philosophy was. 
                  “It’s
        laissez-faire. It’s anti-censorship. It’s consumerist: let the buyer rule. It’s
        hedonistic. In the longer run, Hugh Hefner’s significance is as a salesman of
        the libertarian ideal.”  
                  The
        Playboy Philosophy advocated freedom of speech in all its aspects, for which
        Hefner won civil liberties awards. He supported progressive social causes and
        lost some sponsors by inviting black guests to his televised parties at a time
        when much of the nation still had Jim Crow laws.  
                  Writing
        in her book, Playboy Laughs, Patty Farmer elaborates: “Hefner opened the
        Playboy Clubs in 1960, but he had the ‘Playboy Penthouse’ tv show in 1959. I
        really think Hugh Hefner is one of the most colorblind people you’d ever meet.
        He, over and over, hired the best talent. As the great comedian Dick Gregory
        said, ‘Hef didn’t care if you were black, white, or purple, if you could sing a
        song or tell a joke or swing an instrument.’ With the tv show, he integrated.
        This was all pre-1964 Civil Rights Act. He had Nat King Cole on, sitting down
        talking to a white woman, and the phones just exploded. Networks threatened to
        pull the show. Sponsors threatened to pull their advertising because he had
        done that. He was shocked that people would be so small-minded. 
                  “When
        he opened the Clubs in 1960, he had Dick Gregory, a great, young black
        comedian. He went on in front of an all-white audience and even the audience
        was shocked. Not only were they white, they were a bunch of meatpackers from
        Alabama. But once Dick went into his routine they wouldn’t let him off. The
        head of the Club actually went up to the Playboy Mansion to get Hugh Hefner and
        said ‘You have to come over to the Club because history is being made.’ By the
        time they got back, Gregory had been onstage for three hours. Comedians are a
        bunch of hams. You give then a stage and an audience and nobody’s telling them
        to get off and they’ll stay on forever. But the audience really loved him.” 
                  In
        the magazine, Hef brought nudity out from under the counter, but he was more
        than the emperor of a land with no clothes. From the beginning, he had literary
        aspirations for Playboy, hiring top writers to give his magazine cultural
        credibility. It became a running joke that the cognoscenti read Playboy “for
        the articles” and demurely averted their eyes from the pages depicting
        bare-breasted women. 
                  He
        commissioned articles by some of the world’s most celebrated writers — Norman
        Mailer, James Baldwin and Joyce Carol Oates, to name a few. Among the works
        that first appeared in Playboy were excerpts from Alex Haley’s “Roots,”
        Larry L. King’s “The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas,” Cameron Crowe’s “Fast
        Times at Ridgemont High,” John Irving’s “The World According to Garp” and Bob
        Woodward and Carl Bernstein’s “All the President’s Men.” 
                  The
        magazine was a forum for serious in-depth interviews, the subjects including
        Bertrand Russell, Jean-Paul Sartre and Malcolm X. In the early days Hef published
        Ray Bradbury (Playboy bought his “Fahrenheit 451” for $400), Herbert
        Gold and Budd Schulberg. It later drew, among many others, Vladimir Nabokov,
        Kurt Vonnegut, Saul Bellow, Bernard Malamud, and John Updike. 
                  The
        interviews with leading figures from politics, sports and entertainment —
        including Muhammad Ali, Fidel Castro and Steve Jobs — often made news. One of
        the magazines’s most newsworthy revelations came in 1976, when presidential
        nominee Jimmy Carter admitted in a Playboy interview, “I’ve looked on a
        lot of women with lust. I’ve committed adultery in my heart many times.” 
                  The
        magazine’s formula of glossy nudes, serious writing and cartoons, coupled with
        how-to advice on stereos, sex, cars and clothes, changed little through the
        years and was meant to appeal to urban, upwardly mobile heterosexual men. But Playboy also had a surprisingly high readership among members of the clergy — who
        received a 25 percent subscription discount — and women. 
        
        
        
      HUGH MARSTON
        HEFNER was born on April 9, 1926, the son of Glenn and Grace Hefner,
        Nebraska-born Methodists who had moved to Chicago. Decades later, he still told
        interviewers that he grew up “with a lot of repression,” and he often noted
        that his father was a descendant of William Bradford, the Puritan governor of
        the Plymouth Colony. “There was no drinking, no smoking, no swearing, no going
        to movies on Sunday,” he recalled in a 1962 interview with the Saturday
          Evening Post. “Worst of all was their attitude toward sex, which they
        considered a horrid thing never to be mentioned.” 
                  Though
        father and son reached an accommodation — the elder Hefner became Playboy’s accountant and treasurer — neither changed moral compass points. Glenn Hefner,
        who died in 1976, said he had never looked at the pictures in the magazine.  
                  As
        a child, Hefner spent hours writing horror stories and drawing cartoons. At
        Steinmetz High School, he said, “I reinvented myself” as the suave, breezy
  “Hef,” newspaper cartoonist and party-loving leader of what he called “our
        gang.” After serving in the Army 1944-46, he enrolled in the University of
        Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. With an IQ of 152, he graduated in two-and-a-half
        years with a BA in psychology and a double minor in creative writing and arts. 
        While there, he edited an issue of an off-campus humor magazine, Shaft, in
        which he introduced a photo feature called “Co-ed of the Month,” which set the
        wholesome “girl next door” mold he would fill in Playboy. (For more
        about Shaft, see “Playboy’s First Cartoonist” in Harv’s
          Hindsight for September 2008.)  
                  Upon
        marrying Millie Williams in 1949, Hefner began what he described as a deadening
        slog into 1950s adulthood. He took a job in the personnel department of a
        cardboard-box manufacturer. (He said he quit when asked to discriminate against
        black applicants.) He wrote advertising copy for a department store, and then
        for Esquire magazine. He became circulation promotion manager of a
        children’s magazine.  
                  Meanwhile,
        he was plotting his own magazine, which was to be, among other things, a vehicle
        for his own slightly randy cartoons. The first issue of Playboy was
        financed with $600 of his own money and several thousand more in borrowed
        funds, including $1,000 from his mother. But his biggest asset was the famous
        nude calendar photograph of Marilyn Monroe. 
                  Hef
        had chanced upon the photo by accident. One morning at breakfast, he’d been
        scanning the pages of Advertising Age and saw an article about the
        calendar that mentioned it had been printed by a Chicago firm, John Baumgarth
        Company in Melrose Park. He dropped his toast and set off for Melrose Park.  
                  When
        Marilyn Monroe posed nude for the calendar in 1949, she was “just another
        hopeful, out-of-work actress hanging around Hollywood,” said Miller in Bunny. “Photographer Tom Kelley persuaded her to do the photo session at a time when
        she badly needed the money. He paid her $50.” There were three nude photos and
        a number of semi-nude poses. 
                  Kelley
        sold the lot to Baumgarth for $500. Baumgarth, which specialized in printing
        calendars of all sorts, was well-stocked with pin-up pictures and didn’t use
        the Monroe photos until 1951, when the iconic picture was published in a Golden
          Dreams calendar, “a giveaway promotion for garages, haulage contractors,
        engineering companies and the like.” Monroe was just becoming noticed as a
        result of her enticing walk-away from the camera in John Huston’s “The Asphalt
        Jungle” in 1950, and when she admitted, upon being questioned by the press,
        that the calendar picture was of her, her star rose even more rapidly—particularly
        when she confessed that she’d had “nothing on but the radio” during the shoot. 
                  A
        nude picture was pretty hot stuff in those days, and the photo of Monroe’s
        naked epidermis had not been appreciatively circulated even though it had
        appeared as a tiny two-color photograph in Life’s April 1952 article
        about the actress.  
                  When
        Hefner showed up at Baumgarth’s on June 13, 1953, John Baumgarth showed him all
        three of the nude photos. Hef liked the one that had never been used. Baumgarth
        agreed to take $500 for the magazine rights and “offered to throw in the color
        separations, which would save Hefner considerable processing costs. Hefner was
        delighted with the deal,” Miller concluded.  
                  Plenty
        of other men’s magazines showed nude women, but most were unabashedly crude and
        forever dodging postal censors. Hefner aimed to be the first to claim a
        mainstream readership and mainstream distribution.   
                  Hef
        had begun promoting his magazine, which he’d named Stag Party, to
        newsstand wholesalers, and he was delighted when the journal American
          Cartoonist ran an article about his a-borning periodical, alerting its
        cartooning readers to a new outlet for their efforts. But the publicity
        prompted an unwelcomed development.  
                  He
        was putting the finishing touches on the first issue when he got a letter from
        a New York attorney representing the publishers of Stag magazine. The
        attorney complained that the name of Hefner’s magazine was so close to that of
        his client’s that potential readers were sure to confuse the two—and his client’s
        magazine was about hunting and fishing. Hef was asked to cease and desist using
        the name Stag Party. 
                  Hefner
        hadn’t the resources to fight for the name—and he’d become increasingly unhappy
        with it anyway—so he held a meeting with his wife and a few friends, including
        a salesman he’d met when they were both in high school, Eldon Sellers, to
        brainstorm a new name. They rejected Gent, Gentry, Gentleman, Pan, Satyr and
        others when Sellers said: “How about Playboy?” 
                  Mille
        thought it sounded outdated and would make people think of the 1920s. 
                  “Hefner
        liked it immediately,” recorded Miller. “It had a Scott Fitzgerald flavor, he
        said, and conjured up just the image he wanted to project.” 
                  Namely,
        wrote Steven Watts in Mr. Playboy, “high living, parties, wine, women
        and song—the things he wanted the magazine to mean.” 
                  Hefner
        contacted a designer he’d been working with, Art Paul, and asked him to create
        a new symbol for the magazine—“something like the little ‘Esky’ figure that
        cavorted through the pages of Esquire.” Paul had been toying with a stag
        design, but for the new title, Hef suggested a rabbit in a tuxedo as being
  ‘cute, frisky, and sexy’ and thus embodying the personality of the magazine.” 
                  Of
        the iconic mascot, Hef said in a 1967 interview: “The rabbit, the bunny, in
        America has a sexual meaning; and I chose it because it’s a fresh animal, shy,
        vivacious, jumping — sexy.” He liked the “humorous sexual connotations.”  
                  Paul
        re-drew the stag cartoon he’d prepared for the first issue, changing the head
        from antlered to long-eared. Later, he spent about half-an-hour designing the
        famous rabbit-head emblem. “There was,” he said, “simply no time to spend on
        it.” 
                  He
        was a better designer of emblems than he was a cartoonist, as amply evidenced
        by a comparison of the streamlined symbol to the mascot character he’d
        re-touched.   
                  By
        the 1970s, Playboy’s rabbit head logo was so popular that readers could
        simply draw a rabbit head on an envelope and were assured that their message
        would reach the desired destination. Hefner has a rabbit subspecies named after
        him, "sylvilagus palustris hefneri.” 
                  When Playboy reached newsstands in December 1953, its press run of 51,000
        sold out. Marilyn was on the cover—clothed —as well as inside. Also on the
        cover was a cavorting cartoon woman by Vip (Virgil Partch), signifying the
        other amusements within. 
                  The
        publisher, instantly famous, would soon become a millionaire; after five years,
        the magazine’s annual profit was $4 million and its rabbit logo was recognized
        around the world.  
      Hef ran the
        magazine and then the business empire largely from his bedroom, working on a
        round bed that revolved and vibrated. At first he was reclusive and frenetic,
        powered past dawn by amphetamines and Pepsi-Cola.  
                  In
        the early days when he had a bedroom constructed to adjoin his office at the
        magazine’s Chicago headquarters, he was known to work 40 hours straight on the
        magazine, choosing just the right pose for the Playmate, tinkering with cartoon
        captions, and so on. In later years, even after giving up dexedrine, he was
        still frenetic, and still fiercely attentive to his magazine.  
                  His
        own public playboy persona emerged when he left his wife and children, Christie
        and David, in 1959. That year his new syndicated television series, “Playboy’s
        Penthouse” (1959-61), put the wiry, intense Hef, pipe in hand, in the nation’s
        living rooms. The set recreated his mansion on North State Parkway, rich in
        sybaritic amusements, where he greeted entertainers like Tony Bennett, Ella
        Fitzgerald and Nat King Cole, and intellectuals and writers like Max Lerner,
        Norman Mailer and Alex Haley, while bunches of glamorous young women milled
        around. (A later tv show, “Playboy After Dark,” was syndicated 1969 - 1970.)  
                  Friends
        described Hef as both charming and shy, even unassuming, and intensely loyal.
  “Hef was always big for the girls who got depressed or got in a jam of some
        sort,” the artist LeRoy Neiman, one of the magazine’s main illustrators for
        more than 50 years, said in an interview in 1999. “He’s a friend. He’s a good
        person. I couldn’t cite anything he ever did that was malicious to anybody.”
        (For more about Neiman and his invention of Playboy’s Femlin, consult a
        review of his book of that name at Opus 215, December 2007.) 
                  At
        the same time, Hefner adored celebrity, his and others’. Neiman, who sometimes
        lived at the Playboy mansion, said: “It was nothing to breakfast there with
        comedians like Mort Sahl, professors, any kind of person who had something on
        his mind that was controversial or new. At the parties in the early days, Alex
        Haley used to hang around. Tony Curtis and Hugh O’Brian were always there. Mick
        Jagger stayed there.”  
                  The
        glamour rubbed off on Hefner’s new enterprise, the Playboy Club, which was
        crushingly popular when it opened in Chicago in 1960. Dozens more followed. The
        waitresses, called bunnies, were trussed in scanty satin suits with cotton
        fluffs fastened to their derrières.  
      One bunny
        briefly employed in the New York club would earn Hefner’s lasting enmity.  
                  She
        was an impostor, a 28-year-old named Gloria Steinem who was working undercover
        for Show magazine. Her article, published in 1963, described exhausting
        hours, painfully tight uniforms (in which half-exposed breasts floated on
        wadded-up dry cleaner bags) and vulgar customers.  
                  Despite
        the titillation of bosomy young women in skimpy outfits bending over to serve
        drinks, Playboy Clubs were models of decorum and propriety. Hefner wanted at
        all costs to avoid accusations that he was running hookers in the afterhours.
        The bunnies were just to look at: rules prohibited them from dating customers.
        I visited the New York Club one summer with a Bible-collecting friend of mine,
        who was in New York with his pastor. The pastor declined to join us at the
        Club, but he could have without the slightest compunction: the place was as
        tame as an afternoon tea at an old ladies book club.  
                  A
        feminist critic, Susan Brownmiller, debating Hefner on Dick Cavett’s television
        talk show, asserted, “The role that you have selected for women is degrading to
        women because you choose to see women as sex objects, not as full human
        beings.” She continued: “The day you’re willing to come out here with a
        cottontail attached to your rear end, then we’ll have equality.”  
                  Hef
        had no comment at the time. But he responded in 1970 by ordering an article on
        the activists then called “women’s libbers.” In an internal memo, he wrote:
  “These chicks are our natural enemy. What I want is a devastating piece that
        takes the militant feminists apart. They are unalterably opposed to the
        romantic boy-girl society that Playboy promotes.”  
                  The
        commissioned article, by Morton Hunt, ran with the headline “Up Against the
        Wall, Male Chauvinist Pig.” (The same issue contained an interview with William
        F. Buckley Jr., fiction by Isaac Bashevis Singer and an article by a prominent
        critic of the Vietnam War, Senator Vance Hartke of Indiana.)  
                  Over
        time, some women came to view Playboy with greater acceptance, if not
        respect. When “Sex and the City,” the television series about four sexually
        adventurous women in New York, premiered in 1998, the lead character played by
        Sarah Jessica Parker wore a necklace with the Playboy bunny pendant. 
                  Camille
        Paglia was not as alarmed by the Playboy bunny costume as many feminists were.
  “Feminists of that period were irate about it — they felt that it reduced women
        to animals. It is true it's animal imagery, but a bunny is a child's toy, for
        heaven's sake! I think you could criticize the bunny image that Hefner created
        by saying it makes a woman juvenile and infantilizes her. But the type of
        animal here is a kind of key to Hefner's sensibility because a bunny is utterly
        harmless. Multiplying like bunnies: Hefner was making a strange kind of joke about
        the entire procreative process. It seems to me like a defense formation —
        Hefner turning his Puritan guilts into humor. It suggests that, despite his
        bland smile, he may always have suffered from a deep anxiety about sex. 
                  “Hefner
        created his own universe of sexuality,” she added, “—where there was nothing
        threatening. It's a kind of childlike vision, sanitizing all the complexities
        and potential darkness of the sexual impulse.  
                  She
        continued: “Hefner's bunnies were a major departure from female mythology,
        where women were often portrayed as animals of prey — tigresses and leopards.
        Woman as cozy, cuddly bunny is a perfectly legitimate modality of eroticism.
        Hefner was good-natured but rather abashed, diffident, and shy. So he recreated
        the image of women in palatable and manageable form. I don't see anything
        misogynist in that. What I see is a frank acknowledgment of Hefner's fear of
        women's actual power. 
                  Hefner
        said later that he was perplexed by feminists’ apparent rejection of the
        message he had set forth in the Playboy Philosophy. “We are in the process of
        acquiring a new moral maturity and honesty,” he wrote in one installment, “in
        which man’s body, mind and soul are in harmony rather than in conflict.”  
                  In
        1955, the magazine published author Charles Beaumont's, "The Crooked
        Man," a short story about problems a straight man faces in a fictional
        homosexual society. This created a public outcry, to which Hef's response was,
  "If it was wrong to persecute heterosexuals in a homosexual society, then
        the reverse was wrong, too."  
                  Of
        Americans’ fright of anything “unsuitable for children,” he said, “Instead of
        raising children in an adult world, with adult tastes, interests and opinions
        prevailing, we prefer to live much of our lives in a make-believe children’s
        world.”  
                  Many,
        of course, questioned whether Playboy’s outlook could be described as
        adult. 
                  Harvey
        G. Cox Jr., the Harvard theologian, called it “basically antisexual.” In 1961,
        in the journal Christianity and Crisis, Cox wrote: “Playboy and
        its less successful imitators are not ‘sex magazines’ at all. They dilute and
        dissipate authentic sexuality by reducing it to an accessory, by keeping it at
        a safe distance.”  
                  In
        a 1955 television interview, a frowning Mike Wallace asked Hefner: “Isn’t that
        really what you’re selling? A high-class dirty book?”  
                  Such
        scolding sounded quaint by the time crasser competitors like Penthouse and Hustler appeared in the 1960s and 1970s. Playboy began showing pubic
        hair on its models, while the others doubled the dare with features on kinkier
        sexual tastes and close-up gynecological photos. Hef would decide, after
        furious debate among the staff, not to compete further.  
                  Playboy
        Enterprises still prospered, and in 1971 went public to finance resorts in
        Jamaica, Lake Geneva, Wis., and Great Gorge, N.J., and gambling casinos in
        London and the Bahamas.  
        
        
      OUR HODGE-PODGE
        HISTORY of Hefner and Playboy cries out for a Miscellany Department, so
        here it is—: 
                  In
        1963, an issue of Playboy featured nude pictures of American actress
        Jayne Mansfield. It was deemed too vulgar and obscene, which led to Hefner's
        arrest. The problem was one photograph that showed naked Mansfield in bed with
        a man. But he was fully clothed and seated on the bed, not so much “in it” with
        Mansfield as just “on it.” Charges were dropped against Hef after the jury was
        unable to reach a verdict.   
                  In
        1970, Playboy unveiled its braille version, becoming the first men's
        magazine for the blind. I suppose we could manage a joke here about the braille
        version enabling men to feel the Playmates. But it wouldn’t be a good joke. 
                  The November 1972 issue of Playboy was
        its best-selling, with 7,161,561 copies sold to date. It featured Pam Rawlings
        on the cover, and the centerfold featured Lena Söderberg, whose face in the
        photo was used in image processing research in 1973 ff. Commonly referred to in
        computer circles as the “Lena,” the face eventually laid  the foundation for
        the JPEG and MPEG standards. In the ensuing decades, reported th Carnegie
        Mellon University’s School of Compter Science, “no image has been more
        important in the history of imaging and electronic communications, and today
        the mysterious ‘Lena’ is considered the First Lady of the Internet.” 
                  Pam
        Anderson, the model and former "Baywatch" star, has graced the cover
        of Playboy more than any other model, a record 14 times, starting with
        the October 1989 issue. 
                  Hefner's name is mentioned a couple of
        times in the Guinness Book of World Records. The first mention is for
        having the longest career as an editor in chief of the same magazine, and the
        second mention is for possessing the largest collection of personal scrapbooks.
        In over 3,000 leather-bound books, Hef kept a detailed account of everything
        that happened behind the doors of the Playboy Mansion, including photos of its
        very famous visitors as well as copies of every tweet and memo he ever sent,
        and he recorded with pictures and prose his personal history since he was in
        high school. He spent his Saturdays in a special scrapbooking room, and he had
        a full-time scrapbook staff member to assist in creating and maintaining the
        scrapbooks.  
                  By 1961, the Chicago Playboy Club had
        132,000 members, making it the busiest club in the world. 
                  But
        what about mob influence in the clubs? In her book Playboy Laughs, Patty
        Farmer explains why the mob stayed away: 
                  “The
        two main clubs were in Chicago and New York, but if you owned a nightclub in
        almost any city in the U.S. at that time, the mob was there in some form or
        another. Hef did have members of a certain family sit down in his office and
        say they really thought they should do some business together. Hef, in his laid
        back manner, said: ‘I have the eyes of the Catholic Church and federal and
        local government constantly on me. Do you really think I’m the right partner to
        be in business with?’ Even though they were mobsters, they were smart enough to
        realize it wasn’t anything they wanted to push because they were trying to stay
        out of trouble themselves.” 
                  In
        1961, when independently owned Playboy Clubs in Miami and New Orleans refused
        to admit African American members, Hefner bought back the franchises and issued
        a sternly worded memorandum: “We are outspoken foes of segregation [and] we are
        actively involved in the fight to see the end of all racial inequalities in our
        time,” he wrote. 
                  In
        1980, Hefner was honored with a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. His star is
        adorned with the image of a tv set, with rabbit ears. 
                  A dedicated philanthropist, Hefner had
        donated generously to charities and organizations over the years through the
        Hugh M. Hefner Foundation. On February 12, 2012, he was honored as
  "Humanitarian of the Year" by the organization Angelwish, which works
        toward improving the lives of children living with chronic illnesses. Hefner is
        also a strong advocate of same-sex marriage. And almost any avant garde
        attitude about sex, race, you name it: Hef was for it. 
                  At
        the Playboy Mansion — first in Chicago and later in Los Angeles — Hef held
        glittering parties that attracted Hollywood celebrities and scores of women who
        eagerly shed their clothes. Outside the front door, a sign read, “Si non
        oscillas, noli tintinnare” — a Latin phrase loosely translated as “If you don’t
        swing, don’t ring.” 
        
        
      ANATOMY OF THE
        PLAYBOY BUSINESS 
      Licensing: This is Playboy's
        biggest revenue driver. The company says a deal with global fragrance giant
        Coty tops $100 million in annual wholesale sales. Through a partnership with
        Handong United and Bally's, Playboy distributes clothing, footwear and fashion
        accessories globally, with more than a third of global revenue coming from
        China. Playboy is mulling a $25 million-$50 million capital raise for a renewed
        push into lingerie and swimwear. 
                  Magazine: Founded in 1953, Playboy peaked with a circulation of 5.6 million in the
        1970s and now distributes about 450,000 copies of each issue. 
                  Television: After years of third-party management, Playboy Television and other video
        assets are being managed in-house. This year, more than 20 series, including
        some made by Playboy, were produced for the X-rated network, which is seen in
        60-plus countries. 
                  Digital: Playboy.com attracts roughly 4 million monthly unique visitors. (By comparison,
        Esquire.com has 7 million.) 
                  Nightclub
        and Events: This year, 2017, a Playboy Club will open in New York,
        joining properties in London, Hanoi, Bangkok and multiple cities in India. The
        Playboy Jazz Festival, held at the Hollywood Bowl since 1979, sells about
        35,000 tickets each year. 
        
        
      THE MAGAZINE
        REACHED THE HEIGHT OF ITS POPULARITY in the early 1970s, with a circulation of
        7 million (somewhat at odds with the number just cited). Hefner’s personal
        fortune at the time was estimated at more than $200 million, and he traveled in
        a black jetliner with the bunny-head symbol painted on the tail. The Harvard
        Business School studied his formula for success. 
                  The
        heady mood broke in 1974, when Hefner’s longtime personal assistant, Bobbie
        Arnstein, committed suicide. Arnstein had just been convicted of conspiracy to
        distribute cocaine, and Hefner said bitterly that investigators had hounded her
        to set him up.  
                  The
        1980s brought a huge retrenchment for Playboy. The company lost its London
        casinos in 1981 for gambling violations and was denied a gambling license in
        Atlantic City, partly because of reports that Hefner had been involved in
        bribing New York officials for a club license 20 years earlier.  
                  The
        company shed its resorts and record division and sold Oui magazine, a
        more explicit but less successful version of Playboy, while the
        flagship’s circulation plunged. The Playboy Building in Chicago, its
        rabbit-head beacon illuminating Michigan Avenue, was also sold, as was the
        corporate jet with built-in discothèque. Bunnies were going the way of go-go
        dancers, and the Playboy Clubs closed, the last of them, in 1991. They’ve since
        experienced a resurgence; see the section above. 
                  Hefner
        relied more and more on his daughter, Christie, named company president in 1982
        and then chief executive, a position she held until 2009. Hefner suffered a
        stroke in 1985, but he recovered and remained editor-in-chief of Playboy, choosing the centerfold models, writing captions and tending to detail with an
        intensity that led his staff to call him “the world’s wealthiest copy editor.”             
        
        
      AFTER HIS
        DIVORCE FROM HIS FIRST WIFE, Hefner often said he would never marry again. He
        had a long relationship in the 1970s and 1980s with onetime Playmate Barbi
        Benton, but they did not marry. But then in 1989, Hef married again, saying he
        had rethought Woody Allen’s line that “marriage is the death of hope.”   
                  His
        second wife was Kimberley Conrad, the 1989 Playmate of the Year, 38 years his
        junior. They had two sons: Marston Glenn, born in 1990, and Cooper Bradford,
        born in 1991. Cooper would assume control of the magazine and its empire in
        2015. 
                  The
        couple divorced in 2010, and Hefner plowed into his work, including the editing
        of The Century of Sex, a Playboy book. When a New York Times interviewer
        later prodded him about the rewards of marriage, he replied, “Unfortunately,
        they come from other women.” Meanwhile, to widespread snickering, he became a
        cheerleader for viagra, telling a British journalist, “It is as close as anyone
        can imagine to the fountain of youth.”  
                  The
        re-emerged Hef reveled in the new century. In 2005 he began appearing on
        television on the E! channel reality show “The Girls Next Door,” which featured
        his girlfriends who lived in the Mansion at Hef’s beck and call. It was fairly
        tame stuff: Hef’s onscreen role consisted mostly of peering in while his three
        young, blonde girlfriends planned adventures at the Mansion. When the three
        original “Girls Next Door” went their separate ways after five seasons, Hef
        replaced them with three others, also young and blonde — and shortly afterward
        asked one of them, Crystal Harris, to marry him.  
                  Five
        days before 85-year old Hef was to marry the 25-year-old Harris in June 2011 —
        the wedding was to have been filmed by the Lifetime cable channel as a reality
        special — the bride called it off. Hefner, by this time a man of the
        21st-century media, announced on Twitter, “Crystal has had a change of heart.”  
                  Reportedly,
        her change of heart had been prompted by her husband-to-be, who told her he
        intended to continue to date and have sex with other women—just as he had when
        she had been one of his in-house trio of love-birds. 
                  Hef
        the magazine publisher was able to make this heart-breaking event a
        circulation-builder. He turned it into a kind of self-deprecating joke.   
                  Crystal
        was scheduled to be featured inside and outside of Playboy’s July issue,
        which would hit the stands just about the time of their scheduled June wedding.
        Next to a picture of a nearly naked Crystal, the cover copy read: “American’s
        Princess: Introducing Mrs. Crystal Hefner.” 
                  Hef
        arranged to have a sticker slapped on the cover over much of Crystal’s body.
        The bright red sticker read: “Runaway Bride In This Issue!”   
                  But
        presumably Crystal had another change of heart—or Hef did— and the two married
        on New Year’s Eve 2012. On their first anniversary, Hefner tweeted to his 1.4
        million followers, “It’s good to be in love.”  
                  Another
        of the “Girls Next Door,” Holly Madison, offered a depressing version of the
        girls’ life in the Playboy Mansion in a 2015 tell-all book. In the years when
        Hef was calling her his “No.1 Girlfriend,” she wrote in Down the Rabbit
          Hole, she endured a dysfunctional household of petty rules, allowances,
        quarrels and backstabbing, all directed by an emotionally manipulative old man.
        Her narrative is catty and snippy: no one ever “speaks” in the book: they
  “sneer” or “spit” or “jeer” or “bark.” 
                  Through
        those years, however, the Playboy brand marched forward. In 2011, Hefner took
        Playboy Enterprises  private again. Scott Flanders, after taking over as chief
        executive of Playboy Enterprises in 2009, focused on the licensing business,
        shrinking the company and raising its profits. The website, cleansed of any
        whiff of pornography, enjoyed huge growth, while Hefner, who retained his title
        and about 30 percent of the company’s stock, cheerfully tweeted news and
        pictures of the many festivities at the Mansion, along with hundreds of
        photographs from his past, in the glory decades of the ’60s and ’70s. He also
        worked steadily on his scrapbooks. 
        
        
      IN 1971, HEFNER
        MOVED FROM CHICAGO to Los Angeles, where he’d bought a Tudor-style mansion for
        over $1 million from world-renowned chess player and engineer Louis D. Statham.
        Soon outfitted with many of the features of the Windy City manse—plus a grotto
        and grounds for a small zoo—the new mansion in Holmby Hills quickly acquired a
        notorious reputation as a partying place where celebrities mingled with the
        drinking and dancing throng and nubile young women, nearly naked and naked,
        threaded their way through the crowd, smiling convivially all the way. 
                  Throughout
        his the five decades of life in the LA Playboy Mansion, Hef housed numerous
        young blonde women in the building at the same time, including the first stars
        of the E! reality tv series “Girls Next Door,” Holly Madison, Bridget Marquardt
        and Kendra Wilkinson. The Girlfriends, as this bevy was called, usually
        numbered three but at times was as populous as five or six. The membership
        constantly changed as Girlfriends left and were replaced by fresh faces. (“Who
        could forget,” Bill Zehme asks, “that name-rhyming trio made up of the
        exquisite Brande Roderick and the wily twins Mandy and Sandy Bentley
        [1998-90]?”)  
                  Said
        Hef: “I went to the multiple-girlfriend arrangement because a large number of
        them can’t hurt you as much as one can.” 
                  There
        were six Girlfriends in December 2003 when Time asked Hefner if he
  “really” slept with all six of them. Said Hef: “It’s just like an ordinary
        relationship times six. A lot of single guys or women date more than one
        person. The only thing that’s different here is we do whatever we’re going to
        do together. It’s very nice, makes it like a little family.” 
                  Group
        sex, in other words—as we’ll see anon. 
                  Holly
        Madison lived in the Mansion for about seven years, most of the time as the
  “No.1 Girlfriend.” As the first among equals, she didn’t have a bedroom of her
        own as the others did: she stayed in Hef’s bedroom. 
                  The
        six-season E! reality series supposedly documented the lives of these playmates
        and their relationship with Hefner inside the Mansion. The documentation was,
        however, discretely incomplete. It left out the sex part. 
                  It
        also left out the regimentation. Hef’s leisure life rigidly followed the same
        pattern, week after week, without deviation except when it was interrupted by
        the convening of a large party on the premises—at Hollowe’en, for instance. The
        rest of the time, the week broke down as follows:  
                  ◆ Monday, according to Holly Madison, was Manly Night. Hef
        had guy friends over for a buffet dinner and a movie in the Mansion’s screening
        room. 
                  ◆ Tuesday was Family Night. Hef’s second wife, Kimberly
        Conrad, and his two sons by her (who for years until Cooper was 18 lived next
        door in a house Hefner had purchased for them) would spend the evening
        together. 
                  ◆ Wednesday and Friday were Club Nights, when the
        Girlfriends went off with Hef for an evening of drinking and dancing at local
        exclusive clubs, ending in Hef’s bedroom for ritual fucking.  
                  ◆ Thursday was Off Night for the Girlfriends (like Monday
        and Tuesday). 
                  ◆ Saturday was a buffet dinner and a movie with Hef. 
                  ◆ Sunday was Fun in the Sun—a pool party during the day and
        dinner and a movie at night. 
                  Sex
        nights, Wednesdays and Fridays, began about 10 o’clock when the Girlfriends—and
        other female visitors, like Playmates who might be there for a shoot—would
        climb into a limousine with Hef and go to one of his two favorite nightclubs,
        where they all sat in a roped-off reserved section. They drank and danced until
        about midnight, when Hef would take his little blue viagra pill. From then on,
        the clock managed events: they had to leave the club in time to get back to the
        Mansion just when the viagra took effect (about an hour after it is taken). If
        they arrived too early—or too late—Hef would not be able to perform. 
                  Upon
        arrival at the Mansion, the Girlfriends went to their rooms and changed into
        something more comfortable. Then they went to Hef’s bedroom where he awaited
        them. If one of them didn’t want to have sex with Hef that night, she wore her
        panties—a signal that it was the time of her period (“We had periods that went
        on for months,” said one of the girls, “and when that excuse got old, we would
        suddenly get yeast infections”) or that she otherwise didn’t feel up to
        screwing. According to Isabella St. James, who wrote Bunny Tales about
        Girlfriend life in the Playboy Mansion, Girlfriends were not “required” to have
        sex with Hef: he always presented the recreational opportunity as optional. But
        he encouraged it. And since the other Girlfriends all piled in, group
        psychology took over and participation was almost always universal. 
                  The
        bedroom and the bed were large. The walls were adorned with photographs of
        Playmates and Girlfriends, and there were two large tv projection screens
        side-by-side. During sex night, pornographic movies were shown throughout the
        festivities. 
                  Hef
        lay naked on his back on the bed and lathered himself with baby oil while the
        Girlfriends joked and danced and drank and smoked weed. In her memoir, Sliding
          Into Home, Kendra Wilkinson admitted that “I had to be very drunk or smoke
        lots of weed to survive those nights—there was no way around it.” St. James
        detailed what happened next. 
                  “Holly
        would start off the festivities by orally pleasuring Hef until he became erect.
        ... As soon as she got him hard, some new girl would be ready to screw him. ...
        Hef was always on his back, so whoever screwed him would have to get on top.” 
                  I’m
        using the term “screw” here rather than St. James’ more delicate “have sex
        with” because the evening was so rigidly structured and the act with Hef was so
        mechanical that “sex” scarcely entered into the proceedings. Screwing was what
        they were doing.  
                  St.
        James continues: “Even though Hef might screw three or four, or sometimes even
        more, girls, it is important to realize that each of these experiences was
        brief.”  
                  Madison,
        who recorded only her first experience in the bedroom, said, “Much to my
        surprise, my turn was over just as quickly as it started.” 
                  Each
        girl straddled Hef’s cock, bounced a couple of times, and got off to let the
        next girl have her turn. A few seconds with each girl—maybe a minute at most.
        Wham, bam—and then it was on to the next girl.  
                  “Brief
        and uneventful,” said St. James, “—it’s almost as if he is doing it for show
        and for his ego.  It is all an illusion; an illusion that he is still a
        swinger, a man with many women in his bed, a crazy orgiastic experience. It is
        just not so in reality. ... Hef is trying to live out this fantasy he has been
        selling to people since 1954. He wants to live up to the Playboy image he
        created and the expectations people have of him; it wouldn’t be as cool if he
        slept with only one girl once every few months, like all the other eighty-year-olds.” 
                  Most
        disappointing of all, there was no sense of intimacy. “There was no alone time
        with Hef,” St. James said, “—therefore, nothing felt personal. And the sex,
        more than anything, was impersonal. ... We never really kissed Hef either. ...” 
                  So
        why did the girls do it? At least two of them—the two whose memoirs I’ve
        read—explained that while they were not necessarily passionately in love with
        Hefner, they did love him, in the fond way that a young person might love an
        older but kind and thoughtful person. (Although he was not always kind and
        thoughtful: Madison detailed instances in which Hef’s desire to control
        everything turned him into a tyrant.) 
                  And
        there were perks. Visits to the hair-dresser were paid for by Hef. So was
        whatever plastic surgery the girls wanted—nose jobs, breast implants. Each of
        the Girlfriends got a $1,000 weekly allowance. And some of the girls had gone
        on into show business after their initiation with Hefner. 
                  After
        being straddled by three to six women, Hef treated them all to the grand
        finale: “Hef masturbated while watching the porn on the screens in front of
        him,” said St. James. “I never saw him come while screwing anyone; he always masturbated. And it was always the same: too much baby oil, his hand, and the
        visual support of porn or the better alternative of a couple of the girls
        making out. It was all over with the loud, dramatic ‘God damn it ... wow!’”
        that he blurted out as he ejaculated.  
                  “Lines
        we knew so well,” said St. James, “that we would laughingly mimic them exactly
        when they were being voiced.” 
                  Supremely
        fitting, somehow, that the man who produced the material that abetted
        adolescent masturbatory exercises worldwide for at least three generations
        would find sexual satisfaction in exactly the practice his magazine had so
        successfully encouraged.  
        
        
      FOR DECADES,
        THE AGELESS HEFNER embodied the “Playboy lifestyle” as the pajama-clad sybarite
        who worked from his bed, threw lavish parties and inhabited the Playboy Mansion
        with an ever-changing harem of well-turned young beauties. In January 2016, the
        Mansion was sold for $100 million (or maybe it was $200 million; sources
        differ) on the condition that Hefner could continue to stay there until he
        died. The purchaser was Daren Metropoulos, co-owner of Twinkies maker Hostess. 
                  Hefner
        was buried in Westwood Memorial Park in Los Angeles, where he had bought the
        mausoleum drawer next to Marilyn Monroe, who held a special place in Hef’s
        heart because she was the first model to appear in his magazine. Hef clearly
        intended to continue his relationship with the actress even after his death.   
                  Asked
        if there is anything of lasting value in Hefner's legacy, Camille Paglia took a
        long view: “We can see that what has completely vanished is what Hefner
        espoused and represented — the art of seduction, where a man, behaving in a
        courtly, polite and respectful manner, pursues a woman and gives her the time
        and the grace and the space to make a decision of consent or not. Hefner's
        passing makes one remember an era when a man would ask a woman on a real date —
        inviting her to his apartment for some great music on a cutting-edge stereo
        system (Playboy was always talking about the best new electronics!) —
        and treating her to fine cocktails and a wonderful, relaxing time. Sex would
        emerge out of conversation and flirtation as a pleasurable mutual experience.
        So now when we look back at Hefner, we see a moment when there was a fleeting
        vision of a sophisticated sexuality that was integrated with all of our other
        aesthetic and sensory responses. 
                  “Instead,”
        she went on, “what we have today, after Playboy declined and finally
        disappeared off the cultural map, is the coarse, juvenile anarchy of college
        binge drinking, fraternity keg parties where undeveloped adolescent boys
        clumsily lunge toward naive girls who are barely dressed in tiny miniskirts and
        don't know what the hell they want from life. What possible romance or intrigue
        or sexual mystique could survive such a vulgar and debased environment as
        today's residential campus social life? 
                  “Today's
        hook-up culture,” she went on, “— which is the ultimate product of my
        generation's sexual  revolution—seems markedly disillusioning in how it has
        reduced sex to male needs, to the general male desire for
        wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am efficiency, with no commitment afterwards. We're in a
        period of great sexual confusion and rancorright now. The sexes are very wary
        of each other. There's no pressure on men to marry because they can get sex
        very easily in other ways. 
                  “The
        sizzle of sex seems gone,” Paglia concluded. “What Hefner's death forces us to
        recognize is that there is very little glamour and certainly no mystery or
        intrigue left to sex for most young people. Which means young women do not know
        how to become women. And sex has become just another physical urge that can be
        satisfied like putting coins into a Coke machine.” 
        
      HEF’S SON
        COOPER EVENTUALLY BROUGHT BACK full-page color cartoons in Playboy; they
        were missing for only about a year. But the art of the “new” Playboy’s cartoons,
        compared to the graphic tradition Hef had so carefully established and
        maintained for over sixty years, was pitifully lame. In place of the
        exuberantly water-colored imagery of yore we had only outline drawings,
        unimaginatively colored. Jack Cole, whose water-colors had established the
        magazine’s cartoon tradition, is doubtless turning over in his grave. Ditto
        Hef.  
      
        
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