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         Opus 145: Opus 
          145 (September 12, 2004). Featured 
          this time are a review of the graphic novel, Birth of a Nation, and an essay examining the pros and cons surrounding 
          the prolonged lives enjoyed by "legacy strips," those perpetuated 
          after the death or retirement of the creator. Between here and there, 
          though, we have some fun with Stan Lee's bunnies, Hugh Hefner's pronouncement, 
          "Father of the Pride," announcing the fourth Presidential 
          Candidate, and doing a little Bushwhacking and Outfoxing. Without further 
          adieu-  Nous R Us The kidnaped and then murdered Italian journalist Enzo Baldoni was only a part-time journalist, 
          in Iraq to report for the news magazine Diario. His regular occupation was as an advertising copy writer. 
          And he translated Doonesbury for 
          the Italian market. ... Finishing up an off-Broadway run September 19 
          is "Dog Sees God: Confessions of a Teenage Blockhead," a palindromically-titled 
          take-off by Bert V. Royal, inspired by (yup) Charles Schulz's Peanuts. 
          This unauthorized parody, according to Ernio Hernandez in Playbill.com, 
          reveals "what happens when America's favorite blockhead discovers 
          that his beloved beagle has terminal rabies. A missing pen pal, an abused 
          pianist, a pyromaniac ex-girlfriend, two drunk cheerleaders, a homophobic 
          quarterback, a burnt-out Buddhist and a drama queen sister" also 
          populate the stage. It was inevitable, of course. This is what happens 
          to cultural icons: they get parodied and jeered at as much as they get 
          cheered on. ... I neglected to report the outcome of the Winnie suit, 
          an action brought against Disney by the Stephen Slesinger, Inc., the 
          company that once had exclusive rights to Winnie the Pooh merchandise in this country 
          but that, apparently, signed some of those rights over to the Mouse 
          House. A judge threw out the Slesinger case last spring because the 
          plaintiff, according to Disney, had stolen, withheld or possibly manufactured 
          Disney documents, thus "tampering with the administration of justice" 
          in a manner both "egregious and inexcusable." The SSI people 
          had argued that Disney reneged on promises to pay certain royalties; 
          Disney denied it. And now we'll never know. SSI is a family firm founded 
          by Stephen Slesinger, whose widow, Shirley, eventually married Fred 
          Lasswell, proprietor of Snuffy Smith, now deceased.             "Father 
          of the Pride," the new animated tv show for adults, debuted a Tuesday 
          or so ago, and I must agree with others that it's fairly lousy. Tom 
          Shales at the Washington Post called it "the worst 
          idea for a tv show-doubled." A "diseased cartoon," Shales 
          said, invented by "vulgar Jeffrey Zucker, president of NBC Universal 
          TV, as a result of studying the success of DreamWorks' theatrical film, 
          'Shrek.'" (Note, Shales says, Zucker didn't study the film: he 
          studied the "success" of the film.) Mark Dawidziak at the 
          Cleveland Plain Dealer called "Pride" an "amazingly 
          crude prime-time parade of below-the-belt sex jokes." Yes, it was 
          all of that, but it was even more. Or less. The characters didn't move. 
          They lumbered. They all looked like they were trying hard to be realistic 
          in motion. What's the point of that in an animated film? An animated 
          film should defy gravity, exceed realism. It should be energetic beyond 
          the ordinary, lively. Fun. None of that here.             In 
          another animation effort likely to assault civilized sensibilities, 
          MTV has ordered a pilot for "Hef's Superbunnies," which is 
          about Playboy publisher Hugh Hefner's fight against crime as revealed by Stan Lee. Said Hef: "Stan and I go 
          back a long ways, and he simply felt it was time for me to reveal my 
          secret identity. You all know me as the editor-in-chief and publisher 
          of Playboy. But late at night when everyone 
          assumes I'm in the grotto living the good life, I'm out there with the 
          Superbunnies fighting evil-doers." Lee tried to get into the Playboy 
          universe soon after he arrived in Hollywood in 1975 with a soft-core 
          porn comic strip called Thomas 
          Swift, which, judging from the description of Lee's proposal in Stan Lee by Tom Spurgeon and Jordan Raphael, was pretty awful adolescent 
          sexual so-called humor. The sample splash page for the first adventure 
          depicts "a futuristic Ming the Merciless-style throne room adorned 
          with a bevy of naked big-breasted women lounging in various states of 
          sexual arousal. A brawny, evil-looking man with a head shaped like the 
          tip of a penis sits on a throne that resembles two giant testicles." 
          Well, that's enough, surely. Little 
          Annie Fanny it wasn't. And if Lee's Stripperella effusion a year 
          ago is any indication, "Hef's Superbunnies," in which a silk-pj 
          clad superhero with Hef's voice sends buxom bunnies out to impersonate 
          Charlie's Angels but in skimpier attire, won't be much fun either. Hef 
          insists, though, that "it's going to be more than just an action 
          show. It's going to be very satirical with a lot of cutting-edge aspects 
          to it." Maybe if they avoid villains with penis-shaped heads....             NBM 
          has sprouted a subdivision, Papercutz, headed by Jim Salicrup. Its first efforts will be to turn the Hardy Boys and 
          Nancy Drew into comics. The Hardy Boys, written by Scott Lobdell and drawn by Lea 
          Hernandez, will assume the usual four-color pamphlet guise in November; 
          Drew will take place in February in a pocket-sized graphic novel format, 
          also in full color, written by Stefan 
          Petrucha and drawn by Sho 
          Murase. This endeavor will probably succeed. It has the magic ingredients: 
          established teenage protagonists (all of whom also continue to appear 
          in prose novels) rendered in a variation of manga style, which, we are 
          assured, is all the rage among teenage girls and boys. How can it miss? 
          I hope it goes. But I must also confess that manga's mannered visuals 
          of refined gossamer usually turn me off, and what I've seen here is 
          no exception. This is a quirk of mine-perhaps even a failing-not a critical 
          evaluation. The artwork appears to be entirely competent and, for those 
          tuned in to manga, probably appealing. Hence, the success I predict. 
          The Hardy brothers and the Drew daughter are a perfect fit for the Papercutz 
          plan. The idea, Salicrup explained to Newsarama, is "to create 
          original graphic novels for the tween market featuring popular established 
          characters. When the opportunity presented itself for Papercutz to obtain 
          the graphic novel rights to the Hardy Boys and Nancy Drew, we jumped 
          on it. We've got a few other properties in development and hope to announce 
          them in the months ahead." The "tween market"? It's been 
          around for a couple generations now, albeit under another name. I'm 
          waiting for the "peevish geezer" market myself, something 
          tailored precisely to the tastes of those in their dotage like me.             Robert Crumb, long lying fallow in the 
          playgrounds of France, has signed up for a major work at W.W. Norton. 
          The book, which no one is permitted to discuss in detail, may be a treatment 
          of the Book of Genesis. Crumb's agent, Denis 
          Kitchen, said he'd seen the idea before when Crumb brought it to 
          him at the now defunct Kitchen Sink Press. "We couldn't do it because 
          it was late in the day there," Kitchen said; the company was foundering 
          around in those days, searching for a way out of its financial doldrums. 
          "But it was an idea that I loved," Kitchen continued, "and 
          I never forgot about it." The project will presumably keep Crumb 
          at the drawingboard for at least two years. A major opus. But when the 
          book is finally published, don't look to see Crumb on Letterman or Leno. 
          "He's made it perfectly clear that he will not do things that are 
          usually expected of authors," Kitchen said; "he will not do 
          an author tour, and probably would never appear on a tv show, with the 
          possible exception of Charlie Rose." Crumb will probably stay in 
          France. Where his drawingboard is. LEGACY STRIPS Michael Jantze wadded up the proverbial towel and tossed 
          it on September 12. The Norm ceased 
          its syndicated run on that date. Sad. It's a great little strip, well-drawn 
          and uniquely comedic. No other comic strip achieves its humor like The Norm by breaking the fourth wall as 
          a matter of routine. The strip is, in effect, Norm's diary or daily 
          journal, and we, the readers, are witnesses to the daily doings as well 
          as the reports of those doings themselves. Apart from engaging in this 
          novelty, Jantze plays with the format of the comic strip, with its sequential 
          nature and, on Sundays, with the layout. Few comic strips exploit the 
          medium as deftly.              In 
          the cartooning profession, there are just two sides on the issue: those 
          who curse the continuation of legacy strips (generally, the cartoonists 
          who've created new strips and can't get into enough papers to make a 
          living) and those who make their livings doing legacy strips. The position 
          taken by the latter is that if an eager audience exists for their work, 
          then that work ought to be prolonged. For a long time, I've agreed with 
          them. Moreover, I once said that if giving up Dick 
          Tracy meant getting Cathybert 
          or Spot the Frog into the paper, I'd rather have Dick Tracy. Dropping old strips just because they're old in order 
          to make room for lousy new ones doesn't seem to me to mark an advancement 
          in civilization. But now-now that I've "lost" two of my favorites, 
          The Norm and Liberty Meadows, just because they couldn't find homes in more than 
          50-60 newspapers-now, I'm beginning to have second thoughts.              By 
          way of emphasizing the dimensions of the problem, Jantze suggested, 
          when we talked, that the difficulty resides in the medium-sized newspapers. 
          He asked his folks, who live in Fargo, ND, to count the number of strips 
          in the paper that are less than 20 years old. They found one. One! In 
          Jantze's view, that's a big part of the trouble: the papers in medium-size 
          towns seldom add anything new. Big city papers do; but not the smaller 
          ones. In medium-size towns, the old strips hold onto their slots in 
          the paper. Maybe. Maybe not. My hometown, Champaign-Urbana, Illinois, 
          is populated by about 100,000 vs. 86,000 in Fargo. The local News-Gazette 
          added 7 new strips last summer: Get 
          Fuzzy, Between Friends, Tina's Groover, Rose Is Rose, Pickles, The Norm, 
          The Boondocks. Almost no strips were dropped (Cathy 
          was, though; I remember that); the paper added a quarter page of comics 
          to its line-up. All but one of the newly added strips are less than 
          20 years old. Of the total of 30 strips, almost half-that is, 14-are 
          less than 20 years old. The others, in addition to the newcomers: 
          Heart of the City, FoxTrot, Baby Blues, Non-Sequitur, Zits, Dilbert, 
          Sherman's Lagoon. But eight of the remaining strips (half of them) 
          are legacy strips: Peanuts, Blondie, 
          Born Loser, Rex Morgan, Judge Parker, Mary Worth, Hagar, Hi and Lois. 
          Makes me feel pretty good about the local paper: it seems to embrace 
          a healthy balance of old standbys and fresh young blood. But it undercuts 
          Jantze's contention a little.             Another 
          of the new crowd, Stephen Pastis (who draws, if you'll pardon the expression, 
          the stick-figure strip, Pearls 
          before Swine) reportedly said he once toted up over 5,000 possible 
          openings that were occupied by "legacy" strips. Peanuts, 
          for instance, is filling 2,600 "holes" -that is, if Peanuts were discontinued, there'd be 2,600 
          openings into which the newer strips could be fitted. Assuming, for 
          the sake of this argument, that a strip needs 100 client papers to produce 
          a reasonable living for its creator, Peanuts 
          is preventing 26 new strips from emerging. With that as a measure, 
          it's easy to see how 5,000 openings is not an outlandish number.              Complicating 
          the situation is the stampede syndrome. Once feature editors hear that 
          a particular new strip is popular, they all grab for it. No one wants 
          to miss "the next Calvin 
          and Hobbes," as one of those editors told me a few years ago. 
          And syndicates, eager to hook onto any such phenomena, play into this 
          situation. When Zits started, papers signed up by the droves. And King Features, the 
          Zits syndicate, understandably 
          emphasized the rush that the strip was getting. Most of the rest of 
          the King line-up, particularly other strips that came along right about 
          then, looking for client papers, suffered somewhat in consequence. (Even 
          if the salesmen didn't make a conscious attempt to sell their hottest 
          number-and it would be hard to imagine them doing otherwise-the market 
          itself, the feature editors looking for "the next Calvin 
          and Hobbes," jumped on Zits.) 
          The Norm, by the way, came along right 
          about the time the Zits stampede 
          was in full feather. And so did Liberty 
          Meadows.              I enjoy 
          Zits. It's not just funny: 
          it's also a superb example of the cartooning arts. I enjoy seeing Peanuts, too. And some of my friends are 
          producing legacy strips. But there's no denying that legacy strips take 
          up space, and by doing so, they foreclose on the futures of other, newer 
          strips. But if I lean in the direction of discontinuing legacy strips, 
          I run up against the mantra of those who produce them: if the reading 
          public loves these strips, it's our obligation to continue to produce 
          them. Well, fine. But on the other side of the aisle are those who say 
          people will never get the chance to fall in love with The 
          Norm. Or 9 Chickweed Lane. Or-...             The 
          great difficulty for anyone opting to discontinue legacy strips is how 
          to determine which of them to kiss off. The cleanest solution to this 
          dilemma is the universal death knell: any comic strip whose originator 
          has died or retired should be discontinued. Easy. Nope: 'fraid not. 
          Blondie, for instance-which, today, may be but an anemic shadow of 
          its former self-was still in its heyday in the 1950s. Its originator, 
          Chic Young, hadn't died, but he had, for 
          all practical purposes, retired except for, perhaps, occasional supervision 
          or construction of gags. The strip was being drawn entirely by Jim Raymond (and, probably, his assistant). 
          Raymond, in fact, had been doing most of the drawing on the strip since 
          1937-and much of the writing, too. So when, exactly, did Young "retire"? 
          How can we tell? About death, there's no dispute. But about retirement-especially 
          in a field in which the liberal use of assistants masks the slow withdrawal 
          of the master's hand from the work-we can be less certain. If the universal 
          death knell is operative, when would Blondie have disappeared off the comics pages of the world's newspapers? 
          A similar question infects the fate of Bringing Up Father: its originator, George McManus, was ably assisted for 20 years by Zeke Zekley, who, by the time McManus 
          died in 1954, had been drawing the strip solo for months. And for years 
          before that, he and McManus so shared the drawing chores that even they 
          couldn't tell who had drawn what. So when should Bringing 
          Up Father be killed? The question rears its head about many stalwarts 
          on the comics page-so many that the death knell approach, seemingly 
          so easy to apply, wouldn't work. If it had been applied as rigorously 
          as its formulation implies it should be, we'd never have had Dick Moores' 
          unique treatment of Gasoline Alley; ditto Jim Scancarelli's. 
          And Al Scaduto's They'll Do It 
          Every Time.              If 
          we can't, reasonably, apply the death knell criterion-death or retirement 
          of the originator-what criterion works? Is it age? Once a strip is, 
          say, 40 years old, should it be retired, more-or-less automatically? 
          If so, The Phantom dies (the Ghost Who Walks takes 
          a seat). And it is one of the most widely published comic strips in 
          the world (although not, maybe, in the U.S.). Is the crucial factor 
          the circulation of the strip? If a strip drops below, say, 50 papers, 
          should it die? If so, we'd have lost some of the best years of Krazy 
          Kat, which, for much of its last decade or so, ran in fewer than 
          two dozen papers. If a strip is produced by a team of writers and artists 
          taking the place of the single creative consciousness that originated 
          the feature, does that qualify the strip for cancellation? If so, Rex Morgan would never have started. Ditto Mary Worth. Or does this criterion apply only if the team replaces 
          a single creative consciousness? Then we're driven back to Blondie, whose production team eased into existence over the years; 
          so how could we know when, exactly, the team took over from Young?              The 
          best reason for banishing a comic strip is that it ceases to be as good 
          as it once was. Legacy strips, according to this logic, are more prone 
          to deteriorate than other kinds of strips. After all, the geniuses that 
          devised them are gone, and with their departure, the special magic spark 
          that inspired the strip disappears. Perhaps. Perhaps not. I don't think 
          that the people who eventually continued 
          Bringing Up Father were the genius that McManus was (or that Zekley, 
          having apprenticed with the creator, was; and he wasn't given the chance 
          to continue his boss's work). And the strip wasn't at all the same. 
          The difference may have been an inferiority. Nobody, really, could follow 
          E.C. Segar's act on Popeye 
          (Thimble Theatre) either. 
          But some successors, while not replicating the genius of the originator, 
          devise a genius of their own and re-create the strip in their own image, 
          so to speak. Yes, the strip is not the same; but the new strip is, in 
          its own terms, its new guise, at least as good (and sometimes better) 
          than its antecedent. To resort only to the deceased by way of example, 
          Dick Moores' Gasoline Alley 
          wasn't Frank King's; 
          but it was distinctly Moores', and it was at least as satisfying a work 
          as the original. (And sometimes, it was better-at least, more attuned 
          to its times.) Ditto Leslie Turner's version of Roy Crane's Captain Easy. When Fred Lasswell 
          took over Barney Google and 
          Snuffy Smith after the death of Billy 
          DeBeck, its originator, he completed the transformation of the strip 
          from its race-track days with Barney to its hillbilly milieu with Snuffy; 
          and the "new" strip was at least as good as its predecessor. 
          In short, although we may be able to find more inferior legacy strips 
          than legacy strips that equal or better their antecedents, there are 
          enough exceptions to this rule to invalidate "legacy" as a 
          signal of quality or the lack thereof. Just because it's a legacy strip 
          doesn't mean it's an inferior one.              We 
          are left, then, with the only valid criterion for retiring a strip. 
          Is it any good? And that, as a starting place, is nowhere. Who is to 
          be the ultimate judge of quality? The syndicate? Syndicates probably 
          think all their strips are good ones-after all, they picked 'em over 
          dozens, hundreds, of submissions. Newspaper editors? Newspaper editors 
          have no particular expertise in the visual artform that the comic strip 
          partakes of. Newspaper editors are verbal creatures, not visual ones, 
          and their judgement about the visual arts is, perforce, deeply flawed. 
          (How else to account for the emergence of such visual catastrophes is 
          Cathybert if not to assume that newspaper 
          editors can't tell the difference between Peanuts and Spot the Frog?) 
          Historian/critics like me? That may be the best option yet, but it's 
          not at all a practical one. I'd be happy to do it, but I'd have to admit 
          that I can be bribed. In the last analysis, the only practical means 
          of evaluating a strip is the one offered by those who defend their manufacture 
          of legacy strips-the popularity of the feature. As Dennis 
          LeBrun, currently drawing Blondie, 
          says: "Blondie is carried 
          in more than 2,000 newspapers, and it runs in about 55 countries. And 
          it would be a bad move to walk away from 300 million readers throughout 
          the world." Hard to argue with that.             But 
          that leaves us precisely where we started, and I was hoping I could 
          arrive at a somewhat different destination-at a place where new strips 
          had a chance to make fans of readers, a chance they don't have with 
          legacy strips taking virtually all the available space. Having "lost" 
          two of my favorite new strips in the last few years, I'm loath to witness 
          a repetition of this shut-out debacle. Still, Calvin 
          and Hobbes made it. So did Zits. 
          They made it over the hurdle, so to speak, despite the lack of "vacancies," 
          despite the prevalence of legacy strips in newspaper comics sections. 
          I suppose one could still maintain a posture in the middle of this road. 
          That's about where I am, having leaned first one way and then the other. 
          My present stance is-limited support for legacies. I support legacy 
          strips as long as I get to pick the ones that get to stay; by the same 
          token, I get to pick the new strips that replace discontinued legacies. 
          Brenda Starr can go, but she 
          won't be replaced by Cathybert. 
                       Another 
          solution would be for newspapers to expand their comics sections. LeBrun 
          speaks for many in his situation when he said: "Instead of getting 
          rid of strips that are still viable-as Blondie 
          and Hagar are, according to readership surveys-I 
          would like to see the newspapers expand the space they allot to comic 
          strips because from what I've seen in readership polls, comics are the 
          third-highest reason people buy the newspaper. Comic strips have always 
          been a competition of the better strips surviving. So if a new strip 
          comes out, it has equal opportunity to make it onto the comics page 
          against all other strips, and if the readers are there, it will keep 
          its space on the comics page-and grow, as some of the more popular comic 
          strips have." No fan of comics would object to more comics in the 
          newspaper. But expanding a given comics section would ultimately bring 
          us back to the same predicament. Unless the comics sections were infinitely 
          expandable, eventually, something would have to be dropped if anything 
          new were to be added.              In 
          the last analysis, we seem to have lurched back to Square One, having 
          collected no two-hundred dollar bonus or anything even remotely similar 
          for having run all around the board. Back at the beginning again, the 
          best we can hope for is that newspaper editors will strive for a balance 
          on their comics pages-something old, something new, a legacy here and 
          a novelty there-just as they look for different strips to please different 
          segments of their reading public-something for married couples, something 
          for young people, something for working single mothers, and so on, in 
          the perpetual quest for the perfect spread of demographic appeals. In 
          other words, newspaper editors will continue to do what they're already 
          doing.              And 
          Michael Jantze? He says he'll continue The 
          Norm magazine, a periodical that reprints the strip accompanied 
          by the "journal entries" that appeared on the website. That'll 
          go on for some time yet, a place for old friends to visit (and maybe 
          generating a few new friends, too). And in the rest of his spare time, 
          he'll return to the film industry from whence he came.              Before 
          leaving the legacy subject for the nonce, here's a note that appears 
          at the end of a syndicated column in most newspapers: "Dear Abby 
          is written by Abigail Van Buren, also known as Jeanne Phillips, and 
          was founded by her mother, Pauline Phillips." Who's that again? 
          Where is the beginning of this legacy? THE FOURTH CANDIDATE 
           Presidential 
          Race Heats Up with the Emergence of a Fourth Candidate for the Office The most experienced candidate for President of the 
          U.S. was nominated in a little-heralded convention in Waycross, Georgia, 
          last March, following what was described as "furious electioneering 
          and ballot-box stuffing."              "The 
          voting," our anonymous reporter reported, "was so heavy that 
          the official poll-watcher had to clear the opening of the ballot box 
          when it became so stuffed that new ballots couldn't be added."             As 
          usual, Pogo, the comic strip "possum by trade," won handily. 
          It will be Pogo's 14th  candidature" for the "presidensity," 
          hence the validity of his claim to being the most experienced candidate. 
          With the retirement (not to say death in 2001) of Harold Stassen, no 
          other American has run more often for the office. (Stassen ran nine 
          times, first in 1948; last, in 1992 at the age of 85.) Although unsuccessful 
          in his quest for the White House, Pogo, for those of you with short 
          memories, was hugely successful as the star of an eponymous comic strip 
          created by Walt Kelly, about whom you can read at great length in our 
          Hindsight department by clicking here. In the meantime, for those disposed to cast their vote for the perennial possum, a visit to one of the Pogo websites might be instructive: www.pogopossum.com, his home town (so to speak), or www.pogo-fan-club.org, where you can learn about the Fort Mudge Most, the club's monthly newsletter, owned and operated by the perpetual prez of the Club, Steve Thompson. 
 Under the Spreading 
          Pundtry One of the chief objectives of the recently concluded 
          Republican Coronation in New York was to affirm that Gee Dubya is a 
          decisive leader, decisiveness being the main ingredient, apparently, 
          in leadership. Bush is decisive all right. He decided while vacationing 
          on his ranchero in Crawford, Texas, in August 2001 not to pay any real 
          attention to the reports warning that Osma bin Laden was planning to 
          hit something big in the U.S. If, by virtue of his occupying the White 
          House at the time the Soviet Union collapsed, Dubya's father can get 
          credit for winning the cold war, then whatever happens during a president's 
          term is properly to be attributed to him (or her). So the 9/11 atrocity 
          is Bush's fault-even more so because he, as he himself says, is charged 
          with making Americans safe. So he blew it. And we're going to re-elect 
          this bungler?             But 
          what if-. What if the 9/11 attack, or perhaps some slightly less disastrous 
          version of it, was actually hoped for by the Bush League? They were 
          looking, after all, for an excuse to invade Iraq. When they decided 
          (there's that word again) early on to ignore the terrorist threat brewing 
          in the Middle East in favor of concentrating on tax cuts for the wealthy 
          while they "studied" the terrorist threat, could they not 
          have been hoping, secretly, that by turning their backs for a while, 
          something could happen? Something that would give America the backbone 
          to invade Iraq? FDR was accused of arranging for Pearl Harbor-largely 
          by failing to do anything to stop it, not actually planning the event-so 
          why not the Bush League, by willful neglect of a threat, "arranging" 
          for the 9/11 tragedy? Stranger things have happened, kimo sabe.              Any 
          bunch of hoorahs capable of coining such double-talk as "catastrophic 
          success" to describe the ineptitude of the Iraq invasion can be 
          imagined capable of just about any level of deception and misdirection. 
          I spent a portion of the week watching parts of the Republican Coronation 
          in New York and listening to numerous gasbags saying that Dubya must 
          say in his acceptance speech what his plans are for the future of America. 
          Right. But the real question here is not what he says he envisions for 
          America but what he'll actually do. If we are to judge from his record, 
          he won't be doing very many of the things he promises. George W. ("Warlord") 
          Bush is great for saying one thing and doing something else-sometimes, 
          the very opposite thing. He was opposed to nation-building; now, we're 
          nation-building. He said we should as a nation act humbly; when it came 
          time for him to act on the international stage, he acted arrogantly-"My 
          way or the highway." He was opposed to forming a department of 
          Homeland Security; now we have one (and the Bush League is behaving 
          as if the whole scheme were its idea instead of the Democrats in Congress). 
          He opposed the formation of the 9/11 Commission; then he was for it. 
          He said he wouldn't store nuclear waste in Nevada's Yucca Mountain unless 
          it was proved scientifically safe; then he announced he would go ahead 
          with the Yucca Mountain project even though scientists said it was a 
          bad idea. My point is: I don't care what George W. ("Whopper") 
          Bush says his plans for the country are-you can't believe what he says. 
          His acceptance speech is, therefore, an irrelevance.  Patrolling the 
          Fair and Balanced John Kerry addressed the American Legion convention 
          on Wednesday, September 1, and I watched the coverage on Fox-TV (which 
          I frequently watch in order to spy on the enemy). I missed the beginning 
          of the broadcast, but it seems that his entire address was broadcast. 
          At the end, the FoxNews guy came on and said, immediately, "Well, 
          there you have it-John Kerry's speech to the American Legion where President 
          Bush spoke two days ago. And if anyone was expecting Kerry to apologize 
          for his post-Vietnam testimony before Congress about how U.S. troops 
          behaved in Vietnam, they'd be disappointed. He made no reference to 
          it and slithered by the accusations of the Swift Boat Veterans for Truth, 
          too." On any news network worthy of the name, the post-speech remarks 
          by the news guy usually begins with a summary of the major points made 
          by the speaker, and the summary is usually fairly objective. This "summary," 
          as anyone can plainly see, was so far from objective as to be slanted: 
          the point was not to summarize what Kerry had said but to remind people 
          of his critical comments before Congress thirty years ago and the difficulty 
          those remarks were giving the candidate with groups of veterans. And 
          that reminder, in turn, was intended to stoke the resentments that might 
          be presumed to lurk in the bosoms of Fox-TViewers who hate Kerry for 
          his anti-war sentiments in the 1970s. The reporter concluded his brief 
          assessment of Kerry's speech with the usual Fox mantra-something like, 
          "We broadcast President Bush's speech Monday, and now we're broadcasting 
          Kerry's. Fair and balanced." Right after that, he interviewed two 
          politicians about Kerry's speech-one Democrat, one Republican. Fair 
          and balanced, right? The news guy asked the Democrat what he thought 
          of the speech, and the Democrat said he thought it was pretty good, 
          hard-hitting and specific (Kerry outlined, item by item, how the Bush 
          League had gone wrong in Iraq and then said how he'd have done it differently-and 
          then said what he'd do from now on). The reporter then turned to the 
          Republican and asked: "And what do you think? Do you think anyone 
          was disappointed not to hear an apology from Kerry about his testimony 
          before Congress after his Vietnam service?" Or words to that effect. 
          The Republican, picking up his cue, agreed that multitudes with that 
          expectation were certain to be disappointed. In short, despite the appearance 
          of "balance," the reporter was loading the coverage of the 
          speaker to give it the political thrust that had, apparently, been decided 
          on for the day: remind everyone that, regardless of what Kerry might 
          say, he's never apologized for besmirching the reputation of American 
          soldiers in Vietnam. The "news" as Fox manufactured it was 
          designed to continue to paint Kerry as a long-haired war protester (not 
          the fella you'd want running a war from the White House) and to remind 
          the Bush Base of why they didn't like Kerry. The "news," in 
          other words, was not what Kerry said but what Fox wanted to crucify 
          him for. Fair and balanced? Sure-and it never gets dark when the sun 
          goes down either. Another Birth, 
          Another Nation "Birth of a Nation" was the title of D.W. 
          Griffith's 1915 hour-and-a-half landmark movie (the first feature-length 
          flick) about two families during the Civil War and Reconstruction. The 
          Ku Klux Klan was a highly visible presence in the movie, often in an 
          apparently heroic role, which made the production highly controversial 
          even in its own time. (Some souls even credited the movie with the rebirth 
          of the Klan in the ensuing years.) The new graphic novel Birth 
          of a Nation (144 8x10-inch color pages, hardback; $25) has only 
          the vaguest relationship to its Griffith namesake: the graphic novel 
          began as an idea for a motion picture. Beyond that circumstance, any 
          resemblance must be entirely satirical, a sort of sly wink at the Klan 
          as the "new nation" being born in the novel precludes forever 
          the re-emergence of the cowardly cloakmen of yore. But the graphic novel 
          has another connection to movies in general: in its present incarnation, 
          it reads like a storyboard for the film it might have been. It even 
          looks like a storyboard-rows of pictures pinned on a display board to 
          outline a narrative in visual terms. Drawn by Kyle Baker (currently producing Plastic 
          Man Comics for DC and author of such graphic novels as You Are There, King David, and The 
          Cowboy Wally Show), the narrative deploys his customary modification 
          of the traditional comic strip format. Baker eschews speech balloons, 
          the hallmark of the medium, because he thinks they're confusing to read 
          and, besides, they blot out parts of the pictures. Instead of inflating 
          speech balloons within his pictures, he confines all the verbal content 
          to blocks of type below the pictures, clustering the words spoken by 
          the characters under the characters who speak them. One of the incidental 
          byproducts of this maneuver is an airier page layout: between rows of 
          pictures, generous swatches of white space accommodate the typeset dialogue. 
          The drawing style Baker adopts for this occasion continues to evoke 
          a storyboard kinship: his comedic bigfoot caricatural linear renderings 
          embellished with nuanced color look remarkably like the individual cells 
          of an animated cartoon.              Birth had its genesis at the San Diego 
          Comic Convention a couple years ago: movie producer-director Reginald Hudlin ("House Party," Boomerang") tells us 
          in his Introduction that he and cartoonist Aaron 
          McGruder (The Boondocks) 
          were batting around ideas for a movie "that was funny and easy 
          to sell." Their initial notion became an "obsession" 
          that took a year to play out. "Aaron and I share many of the same 
          interests," Hudlin says, "-the global realignment of black 
          people, alternative fuel sources, late '80s hip-hop. Anyway, passions, 
          dreams and personal experiences were poured into the draft. Aaron's 
          gift for writing socio-political comedy haikus made full use of the 
          large canvas of a movie script, but when we finished, we had a project 
          that fans of our work would love, but no movie studio would make." 
          It's easy to see why.             At 
          its conception, the story was clearly a political satire of revenge 
          and triumph springboarding from the Florida Fiasco that concluded the 
          2000 Presidential Election. Set in East St. Louis ("the inner city 
          without an outer city" and Hudlin's hometown), the tale gets underway 
          when hundreds of citizens, mostly African-American, are disenfranchised 
          at the polls: when they go to vote, they discover their names have turned 
          up on lists of convicted felons, an echo of 2000 too explicit to be 
          missed. None of them are felons, but the error cannot be corrected in 
          time to permit them to cast their ballots. The case goes to the Supreme 
          Court, which agrees that a mistake has been made but rules that a re-vote 
          would threaten national stability so the results are permitted to stand, 
          putting into the White House a man who, had the East St. Louis voters 
          been allowed to vote, would have lost the contest.              In 
          protest, the citizens of East St. Louis follow the advice of their idealistic 
          mayor, Fred Fredericks, who invokes that part of the Declaration of 
          Independence that says "when the government no longer respects 
          the freedoms of the people, the people have an obligation not to let 
          it slide; it's not your choice or even your privilege-it's your duty 
          to fight back." He then announces the secession of East St. Louis 
          from the United States, and the city declares itself a separate nation, 
          which its citizens eventually christen "Blackland." The response 
          of the federal government, now led by a former governor of Texas named 
          Caldwell who looks notably like another former governor of Texas, is 
          a clumsy re-enactment of the Civil War: if East St. Louis is permitted 
          to secede, other cities might do the same, so the federal government 
          cannot allow it. The U.S. military is mustered at the border-er, the 
          city limits-to invade.             Given 
          the premise, this much is probably predictable. The satirical jab at 
          the heart of this conceit doubtless took its authors about this far, 
          and then they faced the hard choices-how to turn a joke into a story. 
          They did it by facing up to certain inevitable circumstances that might 
          surface if a city actually did secede. A nation needs a currency. It 
          needs security. It needs jobs for its citizens. Hudlin and McGruder 
          chose to overcome these dilemmas not by returning East St. Louis to 
          a pastoral economy, a legitimate and possibly workable alternative, 
          but by embracing and subverting the mechanisms of a modern high-tech 
          society.             In 
          the East St. Louis of this fable, providing a living to the citizenry 
          is complicated by the extensive welfare rolls: 75 percent of the residents 
          draw a government check. The funding, until secession, has been from 
          the U.S. government. Where will the money come from now? Fredericks 
          and his cohorts leap this hurdle by setting up an "off-shore" 
          bank with numbered accounts like the storied Swiss banks. People who 
          make millions but don't want their governments to know-arms dealers, 
          drug lords, wealthy divorcees-deposit their dubious earnings in this 
          bank, and from these piled up hundreds of billions, the bank earns a 
          modest percentage that quickly multiplies into billions, sufficient 
          to sustain the populace of East St. Louis. What may have started as 
          a plot device thus becomes another satiric dart: the very plausibility 
          of this maneuver strenuously implies that the governments of modern 
          nation states are funded by questionable means if not ill-gotten gains.             In 
          solving other plot problems, Hudlin and McGruder broaden the satire 
          of their story. To provide security for his "country," Fredericks 
          turns to a local gang lord named Roscoe. "We'll need someone to 
          keep the peace," he says. "Do you know any men who would like 
          to get paid to stand around a hold guns all day?" Baker's pen limns 
          Roscoe's telltale smirk as the thug says, "I may know of such men 
          ..." In syntax and diction, the language slyly conjures up the 
          underworld, and, at the same time, the plot device supplies the story's 
          satiric quiver with another shaft: from the perspective of many African-American 
          communities, the police force is little more than a licensed band of 
          thugs.              In 
          somewhat the same fashion, Hudlin and McGruder bring their story to 
          bear on other societal issues. When East St. Louis loses electrical 
          power, Fredericks turns to a throng of militant idealists who produce 
          a young genius who knows how to generate energy with solar fusion hybrid 
          engines, a technology that already exists but is kept secret by the 
          powerful oil industry in collusion with governments world-wide. This 
          stratagem establishes a balance of power that eventually resolves the 
          novel's central conflict-how to extract East St. Louis whole from the 
          impending battlefield confrontation with the powerful U.S. military.             As 
          the crisis builds, Fredericks emerges as a popular culture hero: all 
          across the country, t-shirts immortalize his effort. The final resolution 
          involves Arab assassins and Mideast oil barons and an audacious act 
          of international blackmail, all bristling with satiric implications. 
          What begins as condemnation of the racist usurpation of the 2000 Presidential 
          Election evolves into a portrait of commerce-based government in a consumer-crazed 
          society that runs according to dubious rules that idealists must learn 
          to play by in order to survive-and to win.             The 
          telling of this story reflects the movie-maker's sensibility, not the 
          cartoonist's. The opening sequence with Mayor Fredericks collecting 
          the city's garbage because trash workers are on strike is pure movie 
          theater: we come upon the Mayor in 
          medias res, and we learn about him as he goes about his errand, 
          listening to his assistant's complaint about his, the assistant's, love 
          life. Throughout, the pacing and storytelling devices are cinematic-scene 
          shifts and moments of comic relief and romantic interludes and humorous 
          scene punctuations, all betray the motion picture that this opus was 
          intended to be. But in Baker's caricatural style, the cartoonist supplants 
          the cinematographer, and the two kindred media blend to make a memorable 
          graphic novel, freighted with social as well as political satire.              Metaphors be with you. 
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