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            112 (April 15, 2003):              
            The explanation lies in a story about the Denver Post 
            in its early, flamboyant days. Operated by two con-men, Harry Tammen 
            and Fred G. Bonfils, the Post was a scarlet legend in the West. 
            When its offices where on Champa Street in downtown Denver, Bonfils 
            had a fire siren installed on the building's roof. He could activate 
            the siren by pressing a button on his desk. And whenever he got excited 
            by something, he'd hit the button, and the siren would shriek out 
            all over downtown Denver. Someone once asked him why he did that. 
            "Shows enterprise," quoth Bonfils, thereby providing me with the moral 
            lesson of today's lecture on the news media.             
            Yup, we're subjected to this constant barrage of news about 
            every grain of sand in the Iraqi desert because the broadcast media 
            want to show how enterprising they are.             
            Wonderful.             
            I'm sure glad they're not in the tapioca business. War 
            Diary (Monday, March 31). One of the best things to emerge in the coverage of the War is the re-discovery 
            of the power of the picture-that-does-not-move. Several news broadcasts 
            (at least ABC, MSNBC, CNN, and CBS that I've seen) include segments 
            showcasing the still photographs from lensmen in the field. And that 
            reminds me that comics consist of still pictures, too—the more 
            memorable sequences of which often wind up stuck on refrigerator doors 
            from sea to shining sea. Can't top that, tv. War 
            Diary (Tuesday, April 1). The News Hour in PBS has the best daily war news summary. Done in the old 
            fashioned way by listing the battlefield action of the day in Iraq, 
            it puts the human interest bits from embeds on other networks in context. 
            The cable tv coverage is particularly frenetic, it seems to me—leaping 
            from this front to that front, from inside Baghdad to the Northern 
            frontier. CNN's pitbull anchor Wolf Blitzer, whose machine-gun monotone 
            goes through you like a laser, does yoeman duty steering the coverage 
            from place to place, but there's no context in such a whirlwind. PBS 
            provides a big picture for the day into which we can handily fit the 
            vignettes of other coverage. NOUS 
            R US. 
            Futurama, Matt Groening's send-up of science fiction 
            movies and tv shows, is out on a 3-disc DVD set. Groening, who has 
            been nominated for Cartoonist of the Year by the National Cartoonists 
            Society, says, "The show is still alive, even though it's no longer 
            supported by its original network, Fox." The show ran 1999-2003, this 
            last year on Cartoon Network, which hasn't decided, yet, whether to 
            continue running it beyond the current season. "We're working on Futurama 
            comic books and toys," Groening said, "and we've been talking about 
            Futurama movies. Just a few days ago, fans of the program submitted 
            a petition to save it that had 130,000 signatures. Even by tv standards, 
            that's pretty amazing." Interviewed by Charles Solomon at The Times, 
            the celebrated alternative cartoonist cited several favorite moments 
            in the series: "We had Al Gore on the show twice, that was a thrill, 
            and Stephen Hawking. But I think our finest moment was reuniting the 
            entire cast of the original Star Trek: William Shatner, Leonard 
            Nimoy and all the other actors, who played themselves. We basically 
            made a new Star Trek episode." He continued: "Every episode 
            on the DVD has what I guarantee are the liveliest audio commentaries 
            you'll ever hear. We have the actors Billy West, John Di Maggio and 
            Maurice LaMarche, along with the relatively subdued writers and animators. 
            They not only comment on the show, they act out their own show as 
            Dr. Zoidberg, the Professor, Bender the Robot and the rest."             
            From Fantagraphics Books, Rebel Visions: The Underground 
            Comix Revolution 1963-1975 (292 pages; $39.95, www.fantagraphics.com) 
            by Patrick Rosenbranz who lets the artists tell their own stories 
            in a "lavishly and luridly illustrated monument to the undergorund's 
            golden era of representing the unthinkable," says Ruderby Richard 
            Gehr in the Village Voice. I've already ordered my copy. ... 
            About the movie "Daredevil," Times Staff Writer Kenneth 
            Turan says Ben Affleck as the sightless crusader is a "casting coup": 
            "Affleck is the most perplexing of movie stars: the parts he's been 
            in haven't necessarily suited him or made him seem comfortable. Until 
            now. As the blind Daredevil, overmatched defense attorney by day, 
            fearless vigilante crusader for justice by night, Affleck is surprisingly 
            at home with the humorlessness, the implacability, even the sullen 
            obtuseness of a driven comic book superhero. Who knew?" Still, Turan 
            goes on, the movie "is more notable for its costumes than its drama." 
            And Jennifer Garner is "easily the film's most charismatic presence. 
            She and Daredevil immediately square off in a charming getting‑to‑know‑you 
            martial arts pas de deux choreographed by Hong Kong and Charlie's 
            Angels veteran Yuen Cheung‑yan. Unfortunately, Garner doesn't 
            have as much screen time as her prominence in the advertising would 
            indicate: 'Daredevil' has a hard time staying alive when she's not 
            on the scene." I wouldn't go quite that far, but, not being a particular 
            fan of Affleck's chin, I agree that Garner is the best thing in the 
            flick. The movie isn't as bad as some critics allege. In fact, it's 
            a pretty entertaining afternoon in the dark—different than Spider-Man 
            and X-Men, but engaging on a purely action-infested level.             
            Kroger, a national food store chain, will be the first to carry 
            Popeye Bread, which comes in four varieties, each identified 
            by a different character from the celebrated strip: Popeye White Bread 
            is a hearty, calcium-enriched product; Swee'Pea Honey Bread is naturally 
            sweet; then there are Olive Oyl Hot Dog Buns and Wimpy Hamburger Rolls 
            (extra large for holding larger,juicier hamburgers). The launch of 
            the line doughy goods coincides with the possibility that King Features 
            might do some promotions in connection with the character's 75th anniversary: 
            Popeye will be 75 next January although the comic strip he first appeared 
            in, E.C. Segar's Thimble Theatre, had been running for 
            9 years when Popeye bowed on stage. Olive Oyl is the strip's oldest 
            character: she was there at the beginning, December 19, 1919.             
            Wonder Woman lost her flowing mane in No. 190 of her title, 
            getting a spiky boot-camp clip at her hairdresser's. Said cover artist 
            Adam Hughes: "If you're going to shock people, you don't give 
            her something sensible like a bob or make her look like a soccer mom. 
            You go scary short." ... According to Internet rumor, John Byrne 
            started drawing Tom Batiuk's syndicated newspaper comic strip 
            Funky Winkerbean on Monday, March 31; while I haven't been 
            able to verify the truth of this assertion, the tell-tale signs of 
            the Byrne style are in evidence.              
            Stan Lee is teaming with reality tv entrepreneur Bruce 
            Nash in concocting a new reality series in which contestants will 
            submit ideas for superheroes, appearing themselves in the costumes 
            of their creations, and the semifinalists will then witness their 
            concepts come alive as "fanatasy meets reality" with the finalists, 
            apparently, getting thrown into classic superhero situations. Lee 
            is likely (it sez here) to create a comic book franchise for the eventual 
            winners. ... Debuting on TNN (tv's first network "for men") in June, 
            an animated series called "Stripperella" stars Pam Anderson as Erotica 
            Jones, an exotic dancer who leads a double life as super secret agent 
            Stripperella. A Stan Lee creation, the tarty heroine will get 
            a sneak preview in print form early in June when a one-shot comic 
            book (drawn by Harry Cane) from Humanoids Publishing is due 
            to appear.  Lee is understandably 
            "thrilled": "I always wanted to create a story about a sexy female 
            superhero," he said. "I believe that this characer is visually perfect 
            for both mediums. Who wouldn't want to see a drawn and animated version 
            of Pamela Anderson, one of the sexiest women alive?!" ... And at the 
            same network, Howard Stern is in talks for an animated series 
            based upon his tortured existence as a high school nerd, a frequent 
            topic of the acerbic shock jock's broadcasts.              
            From featureXpress: Terry LeBan and his wife Patty began 
            on March 17 to address in their comic strip Edge City a seldom-discussed 
            marital fact—namely, that busy couples with children usually 
            don't have time for a sex life. "Not many people want to admit to 
            this one," said Patty LeBan, "but it seems that sex has been 
            a casualty of the go‑go family life style that is so common 
            these days. [The strip's couple,] Len and Abby, despite their loving 
            marriage, are not immune to this problem, and Abby, good therapist 
            that she is, develops some interventions to spice up their love life." 
            Edge City is a collaborative endeavor for the LaBans. While cartoonist/illustrator 
            Terry draws the strip, character and plot development are devised 
            jointly with Patty, a licensed social worker. Patty's work brings 
            a professional and personal perspective on how people live, which 
            helps to ensure the authenticity of both the situations and characters 
            in Edge City. "We felt that the comic pages were ready for 
            an honest discussion of sexual issues within marriage. Though we're 
            bombarded with sexual images all the time through the media, almost 
            none of it has anything to do with whatreally goes on in committed 
            relationships," said Terry. Dr. Joyce Brothers, who previewed the 
            series, agreed with the LaBans: "The increase of sex on tv may be 
            because sex sells, but it may also be a reflection of the sexual fantasies 
            of the public"—a public that evidently isn't getting sex any 
            other way. Edge City paints a picture of the contrast between 
            the way most people wish life to be versus the reality. This special 
            series is a prime example of how the LaBans mine the material of everyday 
            life and capture the way ordinary people do things. A Detroit native, 
            Terry LaBan began his cartooning career in 1986, compiling an impressive 
            portfolio of experience in virtually every cartooning genre—editorial 
            cartooning, magazine cartooning, underground comic books, mainstream 
            superhero comic books and kids' humorous comic books. The LaBans, 
            graduates of the University of Michigan, live in Philadelphia with 
            their two children.             
            The European Union is publishing a comic book starring a fictitious 
            member of the EU Parliament, Irina Vega, "a politician with the will 
            of a modern day Joan of Arc," says the AP's Constant Brand. 
            Intended to explain the European Parliament to 12-18 year-olds, the 
            34-page comic book's star is "the sexiest new member of the Parliament" 
            according to London's Guardian. The story concerns Vega's fight 
            to protect drinking water from industrial polluters, and, not suprisingly, 
            the European Chemical Industry Council, representing some 4,000 polluting 
            companies, protested. Nonetheless, Brand says, "Parliament officials 
            say demand is growing for Irina's book, which is distributed at EU 
            offices and libraries. 'The reaction has been very positive—we 
            have had a lot of requests for more copies,' said Parliament spokeswoman 
            Alison Suttie, adding that the EU assembly hoped to publish a total 
            of 1.3 million copies by year's end. Suttie said the book would be 
            available in 22 languages in the 15‑nation EU and in eastern 
            European countries that will join the EU in 2004. The EU assembly 
            has budgeted 800,000 euro ($866,000) for the project. The free comic 
            book already has 500,000 copies printed in English and French."             
            Quote of the Week from Fantagraphics' Eric Reynolds: 
            "Comics is the only art form defined by a genre. You don't go to movies 
            and expect to see only westerns. But the comic industry, for a variety 
            of reasons, has been equated with juvenile entertainment."  
            And with  superheroes, 
            I might add—that's the defining genre.             
            Eddie Campbell announced the cessation of his self-publishing 
            enterprise in February. Egomania No. 2 is the last of the crop, 
            he said. "I conceived Egomania in a moment when From Hell 
            was bringing in so much revenue that I could afford to indulge myself 
            and put out a magazine which made no compromises to market expectations. 
            I wanted to do a mag made up of my enthusiasms, pure and simple, presented 
            in a precise and attractive typographical setting. I also wanted it 
            to be such an eclectic mix of stuff that it would confound the comics 
            purists who attempt to oppress and stultify our medium by straight‑jacketing 
            it with their definitions and rules. It's time to broaden our vision 
            instead of narrowing it. I knew the thing had no chance in the current 
            market and that the clock was ticking as soon as I started. The collapse 
            of my U.S. distributor last year hurried things to an early conclusion. 
            ... I take pride in the fact that in the eight years since I started 
            self-publishing, I have managed to get my entire catalog, more or 
            less, back into print. There are the four Alec, or autobiographical, 
            books, the nine Bacchus books, and the enormous collected From 
            Hell. If you haven't picked up After The Snooter yet, go 
            and check it out. I put everything into that one and I believe it's 
            the goods." Among Campbell's current projects, is a Batman book that 
            he is writing and painting. "The book is set in London in 1939 and 
            involves a complicated mystery and a very eccentric secret society," 
            he said. "I'm enjoying applying myself to the full color painted pages" 
            wherein, "to my surprise, I am reinventing myself anew on every page."             
            The Herb Block Foundation, endowed with $50 million 
            at the cartoonist's death two years ago, has begun to exercise its 
            charge, according to David Astor at Editor & Publisher. 
            Its first big move is donating more than 14,000 originals of Herblock's 
            editorial cartoons to the Library of Congress. "They were in his basement—one 
            burst pipe away from disaster," said Foundation President Frank Swoboda. 
            The exhibit opened March 12. Eventually, Swoboda said, there will 
            be a permanent Herblock Room at the Library. The Foundation plans 
            include dispensing grant money and starting a political cartooning 
            prize and college scholarships. Also under consideration is help for 
            journalism organizations such as the Association of American Editorial 
            Cartoonists. Swoboda reported that about $20 million of Herblock's 
            estate is available to the Foundation at this point,with the rest 
            to be released when the probate process is completed.              
            Australian James Kemsley, the cartoonist currently holding 
            the Ginger Meggs franchise Down Under, has been invited to 
            speak at the National Cartoonists Society's 57th annual conference 
            in San Francisco in May on Memorial Day weekend. He's the first Australian 
            artist honoured in this way. Americans will hear about Ginger's history, 
            billycarts, stolen lunches, and the Oz cartoon industry. Ginger Meggs, 
            often called Australia's most loved comic character, was created in 
            approximately 1921 by Jim Bancks in a strip entitled Us 
            Fellers. "Ginge," as he is known affectionately, was but a bit 
            player in the strip, but as the irrepressible schoolboy, he soon assumed 
            the lead role in the strip, which, in 1939, surrendered to the inevitable 
            and became Ginger Meggs. In John Ryan's history of Australian 
            comics, Panel by Panel, Ryan writes: "Drawing on his own boyhood, 
            Bancks was able to capture all the character, warmth and charm of 
            a typical Australian boy. Ginge's homespun philosophy and observations 
            on life were a delight and represented an aspect of the strip that 
            was never duplicated by his many imitators. For Ginge, life was meant 
            for playing sport, going to the pictures, attending birthday parties 
            or picnics, and for gobbling down ice cream, cakes and fruit. He viewed 
            school homework and helping around the house as diabolical plots intended 
            to deprive him of the real pleasures of life." Ginger's latest 
            homes in this hemisphere include the Washington Post online 
            (one of several U.S. papers publishing him).              
            Jonathan Raban in The Guardian: The northwestern city 
            of Seattle is home to Boeing and is ringed by military bases. But 
            it is a Democrat stronghold and, as it enters a phase of chastened 
            realism following the collapse of the dotcom boom, new voices are 
            being raised against Bush's war on Iraq, among them, the Seattle 
            Post-Intelligencer, where resistance to the war is rooted more 
            in mistrust of its moral and political objectives. The most heartfelt 
            and persistent criticism of the administration has come from David 
            Horsey, the paper's Pulitzer‑prize winning editorial cartoonist, 
            whose drawings of the 43rd president show him as a scrawny, simian‑featured 
            homuncule with a childish predilection for dressing up—now as 
            Caesar, now as Napoleon, as a western gunfighter, as a tin‑hatted 
            soldier‑hero from the Normandy beaches. Horsey took a year off 
            to study international politics at the University of Kent, Canterbury, 
            and his cartoons are more conceptually elaborate than most. Here, 
            for instance, is Bush the huckster‑showman, wielding a distorting 
            funhouse mirror to vastly magnify the small, torpid rat labelled Saddam 
            Hussein, and inquiring of his audience, "Are you scared enough yet?"             
            To which, I add my too sense: The War has inspired a relatively 
            robust onslaught of cartoon criticisms of the Bush League, it seems 
            to me. Admittedly, I regularly view online the work of editorial cartoonists 
            whose views I agree with, but before embarking upon this week's installment 
            of Rancid Raves, I deliberately looked around for George "War" Bush 
            supporters and found very few. Earlier this year, David Astor at E&P 
            counted the editorial cartoonists listed by ideology in the Universal 
            Press and Tribune Media rosters and found 19 liberals and only 6 conservatives, 
            so perhaps a tepid strain of Bushwacker enthusiasm is understandable. 
            Recently, however (in the March 31 issue of E&P), Astor 
            queried some cartooners and came to this conclusion: "A dozen years 
            ago, editorial cartoonists who questioned the Persian Gulf War received 
            death threats and lots of hate mail. Things look different today. 
            In the early stages of the U.S. invasion of Iraq, some antiwar artists 
            are getting as much positive as negative mail, or not much mail at 
            all. Clearly, there's more sentiment against—or, at least ambiguity 
            about—this war than the one waged by the first President Bush." 
            Ann Telnaes, whose opposition to Bushwacking is often vehement, 
            said she receives as much positive as negative mail: "I've gotten 
            the usual obscenity-filled rants—but also encouragement from 
            people telling me to 'keep doing what you're doing.'" She is, Astor 
            said, "'a little surprised' by the amount of positive reaction and 
            by the number of papers running cartoons (by her and others) that 
            question the war."             
            Typically, across the board, regardless of political persuasion, 
            the enemy, Saddam, is routinely ridiculed and belittled—the 
            usual stance taken by cartoonists in support of their country. But 
            a surprising number of cartoons also deal with the hypocrisy of the 
            policy that makes war on Iraq while relying upon diplomacy for North 
            Korea as well as an administration that has failed at the U.N., can't 
            muster to its cause any major power in the international community, 
            aims to suppress dissent, and is running up a bill that future generations 
            of Americans will have to pay off. If the coalition forces in Iraq 
            emerge, soon, victorious and without too many casualties, the general 
            readership support of contrary opinions in editorial cartoons will 
            doubtless begin to evaporate. The fog of war will disappear in the 
            euphoria of victory, and the voices of criticism will be drowned out 
            in hosannas of triumph. It is not only the media that suffers from 
            what Donald Rumsfield calls "mood swings." In the meantime, it's nice 
            to know dissent is alive and well among editoonists.             
            From cartoonist Scott Shaw!, this sad news: Pete 
            Millar, editor, publisher, hot rodder and automotive cartoonist 
            supreme, died while relaxing at home on Friday, February 28. Pete 
            had no known health problems and was still drawing regularly. Pete 
            edited and published (and drew a majority of the material with a spectacular 
            sense of draughtsmanship) Drag Cartoons. He also published 
            Gilbert Shelton's Wonder Wart‑hog Magazine and Big 
            Daddy Roth Magazine, as well as contributing to CARtoons, HOT 
            ROD CARtoons and other Petersen Publications. Besides Shelton, 
            he also published work by Alex Toth and Russ Manning, among others. 
            (The guy had good taste, that's for certain!) Pete even once owned 
            a drag race car, sponsored through contributions from the readers 
            of his magazine, and had recently done some one‑shot magazines 
            aimed at the drag racing audience. His big goal, unfortunately never 
            achieved, was to curate a traveling art show of the best of humorous 
            automotive cartoon art. Pete Millar does, however have a few pieces 
            on display at the Hot Rod Museum in the Fairplex near Ontario, California. 
            He attended the last few San Diego Comic‑Con Internationals, 
            which was where I got to know him a bit. Although never lionized by 
            fandom, Pete (who despised superhero comics) was a good guy whose 
            masterful cartooning influenced a generation or three of budding cartoonists 
            (at least) and hot rod fanatics. RIP, Pete Millar; you'll be missed. 
            [The history of CARtoons, which Miller co-founded, is at www.HotRod.com.]             
            I reported here an erroneous death some many moons ago. Contrary 
            to that report, Cracked is still publishing: No. 359 
            is out now, and the magazine sells 50,000 copies whenever it appears. 
            Dick Kulpa, owner and editor-in-chief, is trying to get it out monthly 
            but has fallen pretty far short of that goal recently--only 9 issues 
            in the last two years. ... Chicago's oldest comic book shop, Comic 
            Kingdom, which opened in 1971 as The Fantasy Shop, has closed its 
            doors. Own Joe Sarno says most of his business is now done 
            on the Internet. ... Bud Plant Illustrated Books, the emporium 
            of comics and popular illustration operated by Jim Vadeboncoeur, 
            Jr., is now into original art; the first catalog is an elegant 
            production, including full color on the covers and elegant prices, 
            too, at 3809 Laguna Avenue, Palo Alto, CA 94306-2629. ... And SPEC 
            Productions' latest issue of Alley Oop the Magazine, No. 16, 
            brings V.T. Hamlin's saga to January-July 1946 with an Atlantis 
            story that is continued seven days a week, through the Sunday strips; 
            so publisher Andy Feighery ran the Sundays—in full color ($65/4 
            issues, P.O. Box 32, Manitou Springs, CO 80829-0032). For the next 
            issue, Feighery is skipping four-and-a-half-years of the continuity, 
            from July 1946 until November 1950. The omitted years have been reprinted 
            in three Kitchen Sink Press books and in the forthcoming tome, 
            Alley Oop and the Crusades (184 pages in paperback, $25). It's 
            listed in the March Previews, but if you missed it, you could 
            inquire at the publisher, Manuscript Press, P.O. Box 336, Mountain 
            Home, TN 37684.  Interview 
            with R. Crumb. 
            On March 30, The New York Times Sunday magazine carried, in 
            its Style section, an interview with the reclusive Robert Crumb. Illustrated 
            with Crumb drawings, the Underground Maestro's ruminations include 
            his usual array of rants about his favorite female figure: "I like 
            big women with full figures." The skinny women of fashion are not 
            for him. "It's kind of an upper-class sign of affluence: You can never 
            be too rich or too thin. ... You know what the ultimately sexy thing 
            is? A Catholic-schoolgirl outfit." His wife Aline "used to dress up 
            to suit my fancy. She kind of got tired of that. She used to put on 
            white knee socks and these little schoolgirl outfits. She was a lot 
            chubbier in the early days. Now she's gotten quite thin. It's a little 
            disheartening to see her derriere go down. But she's happier being 
            that way, so what the heck. But she's still quite muscular. She says 
            her ideal body type now is Lance Armstrong's."             
            It wasn't the derrieres of French women that persuaded him 
            to take up permanent residence in France a decade or so ago. "French 
            women have no hips, no dierriere—nothing," Crumb said. But tushes 
            had something to do with his move. "Aline lured me over here to get 
            me away from all the big-bottomed American women. That's where the 
            biggest keisters in the world are—America." Considering his 
            fixation on the female fundament, Crumb allowed that "maybe I need 
            fifteen years on the couch and some Freudian psychoanalyst to figure 
            it out." But things are looking up: "A lot of my comics continually 
            plugged hideously hostile stuff toward women," he said. "When I was 
            young, I just had a lot of anger I had to get out. I don't have an 
            urge to draw that kind of stuff anymore."             
            He once turned down $100,000 to do a car ad. "When it comes 
            down to it, those people will want this done and that changed, and 
            before you know it, you've lost all your dignity and integrity and 
            you're just groveling before these people to get their money." He 
            steered clear of Playboy, too, for approximately the same reasons. 
            Publisher Hefner is a frustrated cartoonist with a well-known penchant 
            for tinkering with his cartoonists' conceptions. "After I got to be 
            well known," Crumb said, "I found that I could do exactly what I wanted 
            and have it published—so why do I need restrictions and directions 
            from Hugh Hefner?"             
            One of his interviewers observed that Crumb was not interested 
            in celebrity any more than money and "the art thing" didn't seem to 
            interest him either. "So what motivates you?" Said Crumb: "The work 
            itself is what motivates me. I like my own stuff,you know? I like 
            the way it looks. I do it to please myself first."             
            As for the iconoclastic graffiti and hip hop stuff, "It doesn't 
            interest me at all," he said. "I don't like any of it." Bruegel is 
            "my main man."  REVIEW: 
            BARKS AGAIN. 
            A twinge of melancholy, a sort of woebegone wistfulness, just enough 
            to make me pause reflectively for a moment—I get one of those 
            when, at not infrequent intervals, I realize that I haven't been reading 
            any of Carl Barks' duck stories lately. I haven't read any 
            of them since I plunged into a huge stack of old comic books in the 
            fall of 2000 to prepare for writing a long obituary and tribute to 
            the famed Duck Man. (It appeared in The Comics Journal, No. 
            227.). And before that, I hadn't read any of Barks' stories since—oh, 
            maybe the late 1940s, when I was reading them as they came out in 
            Donald Duck Adventures and Walt Disney's Comics and Stories. 
            But that doesn't mean I never thought about Barks and his ducks. I 
            did. More frequently than I probably realize. Because Barks is a giant 
            in the comics medium, I think of his work every so often as I wend 
            my wayward way through the current crop of comics and ponder the triumphs 
            of yesteryear, all the dubious preoccupations of a comics critic and 
            historian. And whenever I do think of Barks, I remember, with a delight 
            palpable enough to make me squirm in my chair, losing myself in the 
            stories. Donald and his resourceful nephews were so real to me during 
            the time that I was actively reading the funnybooks that they and 
            their adventures reside forever in the warmest recollections of my 
            early years.              
            Theirs was a world of good-natured laughter and the giddy excitement 
            of rollicking adventure. In short, it was both funny and fun. And 
            moral. Barks' stories championed honesty, hard work, loyalty and resourcefulness. 
            The Puritan ethic. American values, through and through. Pioneering 
            American values.             
            Remembering all this time after time, I resolve, every time, 
            to read more of the Barks canon. And I usually head off in the direction 
            of that huge cardboard box in which I've stored so many of the duck 
            comics, but, alas, en route, something else catches my eye, and, before 
            I realize what I'm doing, I've wandered off in another direction, 
            momentary distraction becoming a new, full-blown Project that will 
            keep me, once more, from returning to Barks.             
            So I'm happy that Gemstone has the Disney license to publish 
            duck stories once again, starting in June (it sez here), with an inaugural 
            issue on Free Comic Book Day, May 3. The fresh appearance of these 
            books on the newsstands will remind me to read them, to revisit the 
            haunting scenes of the duck tales. And that brings us to today's topic, 
            Carl Barks Conversations, a collection of interviews with Barks 
            (248 6x9-inch pages in paperback, $18; hardcover, $46) that has just 
            been published by the University Press of Mississippi as the third 
            in a series featuring masters of the cartooning arts.              
            The first in this series was Charles Schulz Conversations; 
            the second (which I collected and edited), Milton Caniff Conversations 
            (all visible at upress.state.ms.us). 
            Assembled and edited by Donald Ault, perhaps the most authoritative 
            of the half-dozen Barks scholars on the horizon, the Barks book marks 
            something of a departure from the practice of the first two. The first 
            two volumes reprinted previously published interviews with their subjects; 
            Ault's book contains much material published here for the first time. 
                         
            Some of it is entirely fresh; and some of this new material 
            was originally left out of previously published interviews. And some 
            of it, while published before, has not been available in English until 
            now. "Whenever possible," Ault told me, "I went straight to the interviews 
            and got the original tapes or transcriptions and did not rely on published 
            versions, except where original transcriptions were not available."             
            Altogether, there are 24 interviews, plus a long insightful 
            introductory appreciation of Barks' achievement by Ault and a Chronology 
            of his life and work. The interviews are arranged chronologically, 
            beginning with the one conducted in 1962 by Malcolm Willits, the fan 
            who first revealed the identity of the Duck Man, and ending with Ault's 
            last conversations with the artist just two months before he died 
            on August 25, 2000.              
            Among the contents, a complete transcription of the interview, 
            portions of which were released as a video, "The Duck Man: An Interview 
            with Carl Barks," in 1996. Just in case (like me) you missed acquiring 
            this treasure.             
            This is a gem of a collection, and much of its luster derives 
            from the subject himself. Because of the interview format, we "meet" 
            Barks and acquire an understanding of the man as well as the artist. 
            And he was a man worth knowing—a gentle, unassuming man—as 
            well as a storytelling genius.             
            "Above all," Ault writes in his introduction, "Barks valued 
            the originality and sincerity of his work. His commitment was to teach 
            his audience to read with wonderment, all the while 'telling it like 
            it is,' 'laying it right on the line,' and making his readers recognize 
            that 'nothing was going to always turn out roses.'"             
            Barks admitted deliberately slipping moral content into his 
            stories. "Often it would be something that developed as I was writing 
            on the story. I would notice that maybe I should just play up this 
            angle a little bit. Yeah, I would put them in once in a while, consciously; 
            and at other times, they just slid in without any effort. They were 
            just the stock things—like Crime Does Not Pay and Pride Goeth 
            before a Fall."             
            But he stayed clear of political themes. "It's a very uninteresting 
            subject to young kids," he explained, "and it's a subject that can 
            get you into a lot of hot water. And my own political philosophy is 
            that we've got a pretty good thing the way we've got it now, and we 
            should just leave it damn well alone. We can have Watergates and all 
            kinds of things, but nobody gets hurt, nobody gets destroyed, nobody 
            goes to prison: we just have a lot of fun as we go along. Everybody's 
            robbin' everybody else, but it's something you expect."             
            He also said: "I think one of the duck's philosophies, as near 
            as I could ever figure it out, was that nothing was ever so damned 
            important that you should worry about it a hell of a lot."             
            Asked who his favorite character is, Barks replied: "I guess 
            I better say Donald is ... because he's like all my friends, my neighbors, 
            myself—he's just Mister Everyman. If I ever had to write a story 
            real fast, I would choose Uncle Scrooge as my favorite character in 
            that case because I could think of a story for him easier than I could 
            think of one for Donald. ... You know he's either going to be looking 
            for money or he's going to have a battle with the Beagle Boys to save 
            his money. He's got a ready-made plot right there, without having 
            to reach out for it."             
            Barks tells about haunting drugstores where comic books were 
            sold "if I happened to be around with a little time on my hands." 
            He'd pretend to be looking at Popular Mechanics, but he was 
            really watching the kids reading comic books. "I always hoped that 
            I would see some kid buy a Walt Disney Comics or an Uncle 
            Scrooge. I never did. They always picked up Superman or 
            a Harvey comic or an Oswald Rabbit, but never did one of them 
            even look at an Uncle Scrooge or a Donald Duck. I used 
            to wonder what on earth did they [distributors and store owners] do 
            with these big stacks of Walt Disney Comics—they'd be 
            two feet high sometimes. Would they tear off all those covers and 
            send all of them back? Was the company crazy? But evidently some kid 
            would buy them—always on the sly when I couldn't see him."             
            How about having his own comic strip? "I didn't have the aggressiveness 
            to ever produce a strip of my own," Barks said. "Disney gave me a 
            stage on which to perform my little vaudeville act, and I did all 
            right with it. I would never have had that opportunity in any other 
            circumstances; he gave me that break."             
            And later: "I'm sure glad that I found the thing I could do 
            well and it was any easy kind of work. Now if I had found out that 
            I was the best ditch digger in the world, wouldn't that have been 
            a hell of a thing? Yeah, I was able to come up with these stories, 
            the story plots, and draw them, a nice easy job, with the cool fan 
            blowing on me in the summer and a nice stove to sit by in the winter. 
            In good solid comfort and working on my own time, and I could quit 
            any time I wanted to and go to the icebox. Yeah, it was a perfect 
            life."             
            A perfect life and a monumental achievement.             
            Carl Barks created stories for children. If comic books were 
            to be viewed as a species of literature, then he worked in that branch 
            of belles lettres dubbed "juvenile" in the book trade. But 
            those scoffers who pronounce "kiddie lit" with a lingering sneer have 
            doubtless forgotten Dr. Seuss and A.A. Milne and Kenneth Graham and 
            Lewis Carroll. And Barks' carefully crafted oeuvre, like that of this 
            revered band of storytellers, appeals to adults as well as children.  
            It engages their imagination. And their admiration, too. And 
            no author—whether Joseph Conrad or Arthur Conan Doyle or Charles 
            Dickens or William Shakespeare himself—can hope for a loftier 
            accolade or achieve greater acclaim.             
            For more about Barks, click right here 
            to be transported to our Hindsight department and a long appreciation 
            of the man and his work, written shortly after he died. CIVILIZATION'S 
            LAST OUTPOST. 
            Robert Redford, it was disclosed not long ago, owns an SUV. Yup, that's 
            right. Despite his energetic tub thumping for environmental causes, 
            he owns one of these gas-guzzling, atmospheric-polluting vehicles. 
            Uses it, he says, to navigate through the wilderness on his vast holdings 
            Out West. But, he says—by way of amelioration—he still 
            prefers the horse for reconnoitering the back country.              
            Nice idea, the horse. But in practice, not so nifty. Back in 
            those fondly invoked horse-buggy-days, New York once had a horse population 
            of around 150,000. Each one of these healthy animals produced 20-25 
            pounds of horse shit a day. In Rochester, New York, with a horse population 
            of merely 15,000, some mathematical whiz calculated that this herd 
            would produce, in a year, enough horse shit to cover an acre of ground 
            with a layer 175 feet high. In New York City, with ten times the horses, 
            the layer would be, lessee—1,750 feet high. Or deep.             
            Quite apart from the obstacle course these road apples made 
            of the streets (where "tripping the light fantastic" in those days 
            had an entirely different meaning than the one we usually assign to 
            the song) was the constant threat to health. There was no horse-shit-removal 
            service in those dear days of yore. The horse shit just sat there. 
            Sat there and dried out. Then the traffic pounded these li'l dumplings 
            into powder, which blew around the city like the very air folks breathed. 
            In fact, it was the very air we would have been breathing.             
            No, horses aren't all that attractive an alternative to automobiles 
            with their internal combustion engines. And not just because they 
            create a health hazard of monumental proportions. Nope—there's 
            at least one more thing about horses as a means of transportation. 
            They're uncomfortable. To put it mildly.              
            The last time I boarded a horse was about twenty years ago, 
            and it was a memorable occasion. I'd ridden horseback once or twice 
            before, but this time, for some inexplicable reason, I was aware of 
            something I hadn't been aware of before. I discovered that male human 
            anatomy is not entirely compatible with horseback riding. When you 
            straddle a large animal and sit right down on it, you suddenly realize 
            that you are not sitting directly on the back of the animal. Not always. 
            Sometimes, depending upon how tight your pants are, something is between 
            you and the saddle. Something delicate, a part of your body that is 
            extremely sensitive to external pressures not to mention actual blows. 
            There's a reason, I found out, for supporting your sit-uation by standing, 
            sort of, in the stirrups. But that didn't seem very cowboy-like, so 
            I'd occasionally try actually sitting. The horse, oblivious to my 
            discomfort, plowed on. Occasionally, as we traversed a rocky mountain 
            trail, he'd put his foot down wrong on a small rock, and his foot 
            would slip off, transmitting a jerk all over his body, which was, 
            in turn, transmitted to me, inflicting the very blow that I was leery 
            of. The ordeal lasted only an hour, but it's not an hour I ever expect 
            to repeat in this life. How John Wayne did it all those years without 
            developing a falsetto I'll never know.             
            If I have to choose between horse-back riding and driving an 
            SUV, I'll opt for the gas-guzzler over the hay-burner.             
            But my fundamental objection to SUVs is not their gas consumption 
            (although I think we're being silly to the point of criminal irresponsibility 
            to flock to these behemoths when we know they shorten the number of 
            days until we're back on horseback); my ire at these vehicles is aroused 
            by their size, not their fuel inefficiency. People in normal-sized 
            cars can't see around SUVs. And they are therefore road hazards. If 
            one is parked near an intersection and you're trying to turn onto 
            or cross over that street, you can't see on-coming traffic because 
            the SUV blocks your view. Happens in every parking lot, too: if you 
            happen to be parked next to one of these laviathans, you can't see 
            if there's a car coming down the lane behind you when you get ready 
            to back out.             
            SUVs are simply stupid power trips. And somewhere, some wag 
            announced that they are solely responsible for our current preoccupation 
            with oil-laden Iraq. We need those oil fields to fuel these big babies. 
            Phooey.             
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